darren s. pumpkins
@djschwin.me
I really just want to post about movies and shows if everyone could act right for 5 seconds. Upstate New York Capital Region, via Jackson, Mississippi.
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once I finish my esoteric diagram it’s over for you bitches
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
once I finish my esoteric diagram it’s over for you bitches
Any day I’m evaluating how different typefaces handle ampersands is a good day
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Any day I’m evaluating how different typefaces handle ampersands is a good day
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no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO
Just “absentmindedly typed a website address into the search bar of Gmail on my phone” years old
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just “absentmindedly typed a website address into the search bar of Gmail on my phone” years old
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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I mean, if you like that show and those stunningly gorgeous people ... #TheExpanse #FrankieAdams #WesChatham #StevenStrait #DominiqueTipper
www.instagram.com/reels/DSKnqc...
www.instagram.com/reels/DSKnqc...
Streamily on Instagram: "🚀 Beltalowda, it’s time!
The cast of The Expanse is reuniting for an epic 10-Year Anniversary Ticketed Q&A and autograph signing event — exclusively on Streamily! 🌌
@frankiead...
2,419 likes, 111 comments - streamily.live on December 12, 2025: "🚀 Beltalowda, it’s time!
The cast of The Expanse is reuniting for an epic 10-Year Anniversary Ticketed Q&A and autograph signing event...
www.instagram.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I mean, if you like that show and those stunningly gorgeous people ... #TheExpanse #FrankieAdams #WesChatham #StevenStrait #DominiqueTipper
www.instagram.com/reels/DSKnqc...
www.instagram.com/reels/DSKnqc...
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My politics are becoming increasingly "we live in a society"
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My politics are becoming increasingly "we live in a society"
After many years I finally have the bandwidth to relax and play some video games. Unfortunately I’ve chosen Alan Wake 2, in which the atmosphere and jump scares may literally give me a heart attack. (It’s major Twin Peaks vibes, so I’m enjoying it)
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
After many years I finally have the bandwidth to relax and play some video games. Unfortunately I’ve chosen Alan Wake 2, in which the atmosphere and jump scares may literally give me a heart attack. (It’s major Twin Peaks vibes, so I’m enjoying it)
Any time I see a sparkle icon button on a website or software I use, I know it’s some bullshit new AI feature they’re trying to work in
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Any time I see a sparkle icon button on a website or software I use, I know it’s some bullshit new AI feature they’re trying to work in
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is there a *mr* information?
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
is there a *mr* information?
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holy cow someone made the red ball market global website from the chair company
also the phone number works
#contactlobal.us/#contact" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">redballmarketglobal.us/#contact
also the phone number works
#contactlobal.us/#contact" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">redballmarketglobal.us/#contact
Red Ball Market Global
redballmarketglobal.us
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
holy cow someone made the red ball market global website from the chair company
also the phone number works
#contactlobal.us/#contact" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">redballmarketglobal.us/#contact
also the phone number works
#contactlobal.us/#contact" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">redballmarketglobal.us/#contact
Talking about skillfully creating things with AI is so unserious because you’re either a) bragging about how many prompts you tried, which congratulations on killing the environment for your Coke ad; or b) posting whatever first prompt you did, which congratulations on doing nothing. Lose-lose!
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Talking about skillfully creating things with AI is so unserious because you’re either a) bragging about how many prompts you tried, which congratulations on killing the environment for your Coke ad; or b) posting whatever first prompt you did, which congratulations on doing nothing. Lose-lose!
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me Logging On at 8 AM on a Monday and having Seen Enough
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
me Logging On at 8 AM on a Monday and having Seen Enough
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It’s time to start the 2028 primary and step over this donor-coddling "Strong Floor, No Ceiling" nonsense.
For @gilduran.com and @george-lakoff.com's @theframelab.bsky.social, I wrote about why DC Dems won't appeal beyond the donor base.
There's another way to put an expiration point on Trumpism.
For @gilduran.com and @george-lakoff.com's @theframelab.bsky.social, I wrote about why DC Dems won't appeal beyond the donor base.
There's another way to put an expiration point on Trumpism.
Democrats’ New Slogan Is a Donor-Class Disaster
It’s time to start the 2028 primary and step over this donor-coddling nonsense.
www.theframelab.org
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It’s time to start the 2028 primary and step over this donor-coddling "Strong Floor, No Ceiling" nonsense.
For @gilduran.com and @george-lakoff.com's @theframelab.bsky.social, I wrote about why DC Dems won't appeal beyond the donor base.
There's another way to put an expiration point on Trumpism.
For @gilduran.com and @george-lakoff.com's @theframelab.bsky.social, I wrote about why DC Dems won't appeal beyond the donor base.
There's another way to put an expiration point on Trumpism.
Still going as of now. I love how it seems like it’s genuinely building to something profound and then nope just repeats
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Still going as of now. I love how it seems like it’s genuinely building to something profound and then nope just repeats
Amazing commitment to the bit. Unfortunately “the bit” is making things dumber and worse
White House to propose significant rollback in fuel economy standards, sources say reut.rs/3MfUl9S
White House to propose significant rollback in fuel economy standards, sources say
The Trump administration is set to propose a significant rollback of fuel economy standards finalized by former President Joe Biden last year, its latest push to make it easier for automakers to sell gas-powered cars, sources told Reuters.
reut.rs
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Amazing commitment to the bit. Unfortunately “the bit” is making things dumber and worse
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All 12 issues of The Expanse: Dragon Tooth collected in a single deluxe hardcover!
On sale March 2026...
On sale March 2026...
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
All 12 issues of The Expanse: Dragon Tooth collected in a single deluxe hardcover!
On sale March 2026...
On sale March 2026...
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When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
On a road trip, which means it’s time to revive my feud with the World Dryer brand of hand dryers I encounter in restrooms along this country’s interstate system
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
On a road trip, which means it’s time to revive my feud with the World Dryer brand of hand dryers I encounter in restrooms along this country’s interstate system
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I really enjoyed this documentary! I’ve been interested in Caro’s dedication since reading an article in Esquire about his LBJ series. The partnership between editing and writing is well explored in this. Living in NY state now, I have more curiosity about the Power Broker.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I really enjoyed this documentary! I’ve been interested in Caro’s dedication since reading an article in Esquire about his LBJ series. The partnership between editing and writing is well explored in this. Living in NY state now, I have more curiosity about the Power Broker.
I have the same reaction to this as I do the horror movie “Talk To Me”
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have the same reaction to this as I do the horror movie “Talk To Me”
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One of the stronger arguments for this is that Trump's anti-environment policies mean the proposed county will be among the first parts or Florida to sink beneath the rising sea levels he helped bring about 👍
A #Florida woman has launched a campaign to carve out barrier islands stretching from St. Augustine to Ponce Inlet and create a new FL county named after President Convicted Felon. www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/s...
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One of the stronger arguments for this is that Trump's anti-environment policies mean the proposed county will be among the first parts or Florida to sink beneath the rising sea levels he helped bring about 👍
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith