darren s. pumpkins
@djschwin.me
I really just want to post about movies and shows if everyone could act right for 5 seconds. Upstate New York Capital Region, via Jackson, Mississippi.
Upstate NY we’ve got Aurora on a beautiful clear night
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Upstate NY we’ve got Aurora on a beautiful clear night
Books-A-Million with a big banner facing I-55:
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Books-A-Million with a big banner facing I-55:
@papa.yaga.gay I have now pledged allegiance to Pepperoni Roll Nation
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@papa.yaga.gay I have now pledged allegiance to Pepperoni Roll Nation
Friends, I’ve got some homework for you: go find the nearest stop of David Byrne’s new tour and see it. It was so high energy and I loved the full-immersion (even the floor!) stage design. Good mix of his stuff and the Talking Heads songs you’d want to hear. Pure creativity
September 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Friends, I’ve got some homework for you: go find the nearest stop of David Byrne’s new tour and see it. It was so high energy and I loved the full-immersion (even the floor!) stage design. Good mix of his stuff and the Talking Heads songs you’d want to hear. Pure creativity
Coordinating an operation to disappear my 3 yard piles in one day
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Coordinating an operation to disappear my 3 yard piles in one day
My wife completely NO SOLD my joke about not being able to hang this wall mount due to it saying “no stud” on it. I will be hanging the wall mount.
August 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My wife completely NO SOLD my joke about not being able to hang this wall mount due to it saying “no stud” on it. I will be hanging the wall mount.
NGC 6946, the Fireworks Galaxy - a cool 25.2 million light years away
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
NGC 6946, the Fireworks Galaxy - a cool 25.2 million light years away
Cracker Barrel should rebrand as the only place on Earth you have a guaranteed zero percent chance of running into James Woods
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cracker Barrel should rebrand as the only place on Earth you have a guaranteed zero percent chance of running into James Woods
Snap judgment: the MS NOW branding is what I think of as a “coward’s logo,” developed by committee to not offend anyone. It’s nothing. It doesn’t even have the courage within its own convictions to stand by the one potentially interesting idea of treating the flag stripes with some momentum
August 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Snap judgment: the MS NOW branding is what I think of as a “coward’s logo,” developed by committee to not offend anyone. It’s nothing. It doesn’t even have the courage within its own convictions to stand by the one potentially interesting idea of treating the flag stripes with some momentum
Reminds me of this thing I read about:
August 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reminds me of this thing I read about:
Oh my god I just finished Patriot on Amazon and it is CRIMINAL there is not more of this. It is one of the best crafted things I’ve seen. Spy show, family drama, deeply funny. Actors putting on a clinic. Writing, cinematography on point. Beautiful European locations. Watch ittttttt
June 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh my god I just finished Patriot on Amazon and it is CRIMINAL there is not more of this. It is one of the best crafted things I’ve seen. Spy show, family drama, deeply funny. Actors putting on a clinic. Writing, cinematography on point. Beautiful European locations. Watch ittttttt
The legibility between all the elements in this has me reading it as “Brad Pitt: The Movie”
June 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The legibility between all the elements in this has me reading it as “Brad Pitt: The Movie”
My local minor league baseball team gave out hats with the logo for the Frontier League, so I’m excited to channel this photo of Rob Lowe and his NFL logo hat
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My local minor league baseball team gave out hats with the logo for the Frontier League, so I’m excited to channel this photo of Rob Lowe and his NFL logo hat
This is the only hummus I’ve been able to buy in a store that captures the taste of Aladdin’s hummus in Jackson
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the only hummus I’ve been able to buy in a store that captures the taste of Aladdin’s hummus in Jackson
Does everyone with Windows have the same nature background at the same time, or do they shift independently? It’s 8:24 eastern and I’ve got this stunner
May 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Does everyone with Windows have the same nature background at the same time, or do they shift independently? It’s 8:24 eastern and I’ve got this stunner
I’m happy for the environment but Aldi’s just got these cheese singles in here loose
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m happy for the environment but Aldi’s just got these cheese singles in here loose
Need to just go on ahead and keep this tab open
April 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Need to just go on ahead and keep this tab open
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Dining with royalty this evening:
![Twitter screenshot by David Roth:
David Roth
@david_j_roth
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith:
(Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gxbf3dmaeo2m7lfgpvk6duha/bafkreiejljoy7licaalh6zok2yyze3gfui2gvd6av5rfnyzrbytctlbihu@jpeg)
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dining with royalty this evening: