Djohngo
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I really don't have time for this.
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one must picture sisyphus rollin
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
one must picture sisyphus rollin
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The phrase “I left her for a stripper, she left me for dead,” popped into my mind so I guess I have to write a country song now?
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The phrase “I left her for a stripper, she left me for dead,” popped into my mind so I guess I have to write a country song now?
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Broken windows policing. But for cops.
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Broken windows policing. But for cops.
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can't spell "coprophagia" without G-O-P
I think it’s a bummer that the GOP has decided it would rather eat the shit sandwich on health care than negotiate a bipartisan bill, but now it’s down to us to make them eat that sandwich.
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
can't spell "coprophagia" without G-O-P
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Now, now, "flopped," isn't quite fair... The 12 or 13 journalists that think that people care about this woman or her boyfriends each bought a copy so that they could read it and tell us about it, and pretend that what happens to her is the real crisis in journalism.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Now, now, "flopped," isn't quite fair... The 12 or 13 journalists that think that people care about this woman or her boyfriends each bought a copy so that they could read it and tell us about it, and pretend that what happens to her is the real crisis in journalism.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Want to honor Alice Wong and her work? Stop saying "during Covid" or "post-pandemic!"
Want to honor Alice Wong and her work? Wear a damn mask!
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Want to honor Alice Wong and her work? Stop saying "during Covid" or "post-pandemic!"
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Mamdani releases video overviewing Know Your Rights if you see ICE + promises to protect New Yorkers and the right to protest, specifically in response to anti-ICE action last Saturday that stopped a massive raid.
Comes following question from me asking for his comment on that action.
Comes following question from me asking for his comment on that action.
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mamdani releases video overviewing Know Your Rights if you see ICE + promises to protect New Yorkers and the right to protest, specifically in response to anti-ICE action last Saturday that stopped a massive raid.
Comes following question from me asking for his comment on that action.
Comes following question from me asking for his comment on that action.
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Maslow's pyramid of needs for robots
hexadecimal.uoregon.edu
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Maslow's pyramid of needs for robots
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“My call sign was ‘Danger 5’”
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“My call sign was ‘Danger 5’”
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Timeline cleanse, happy Seal Silly Season to all who celebrate 🥳 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Baby fur seal wanders into a bar in New Zealand
The surprise visitor waddled around the pub during what’s known as ‘silly season’ where seals pop up in unexpected places
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Timeline cleanse, happy Seal Silly Season to all who celebrate 🥳 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Hey Joe is a murder ballad change my mind
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey Joe is a murder ballad change my mind
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They clearly haven’t been keeping up with my relaxing hobby, which is collecting evidence that coffee cures *everything*
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They clearly haven’t been keeping up with my relaxing hobby, which is collecting evidence that coffee cures *everything*
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Remember when trump stole that soccer trophy
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Remember when trump stole that soccer trophy
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I wish I was surprised that the Campbell's soup discourse is being driven more by the fact that people think the VP - who oversaw cybersecurity not food - was correct when he complained about lab chicken in the soup and not that Campbell's seemed fine with his racism until the audio was leaked
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wish I was surprised that the Campbell's soup discourse is being driven more by the fact that people think the VP - who oversaw cybersecurity not food - was correct when he complained about lab chicken in the soup and not that Campbell's seemed fine with his racism until the audio was leaked
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Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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My leftist radical professor told me bats aren't bugs
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My leftist radical professor told me bats aren't bugs
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Pretty impressive that through this entire scandal and press blitz, RFK Jr. hasn't lost focus on his life's work of shortening the life expectancy of the average American and endangering the lives of children.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pretty impressive that through this entire scandal and press blitz, RFK Jr. hasn't lost focus on his life's work of shortening the life expectancy of the average American and endangering the lives of children.
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“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
The agent opens his notifications to three missed messages from “Allmightywhity” and a missed message from “parsons520” in another app.
Body cam shows an immigration agent asking ChatGPT for help writing a report:
“During surveillance in the area, I observed a male subject loitering while seated in a vehicle. Based on his behavior, I approached and initiated a consensual encounter.”
ICYMI:
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
“During surveillance in the area, I observed a male subject loitering while seated in a vehicle. Based on his behavior, I approached and initiated a consensual encounter.”
ICYMI:
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
Bodycam footage from Operation Midway Blitz released: ‘It’s all about arresting people’
The group of videos made public through the Loevy & Loevy law firm includes footage from agents who responded to controversial arrest operations in the Little Village and Irving Park neighborho…
www.chicagotribune.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The agent opens his notifications to three missed messages from “Allmightywhity” and a missed message from “parsons520” in another app.
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Schmitt’s statement sounds better in the original Russian.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Schmitt’s statement sounds better in the original Russian.
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Wow
Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Wow