One would think certain things are left behind upon leaving middle school. One couldn't be more wrong.

Running Windows 3.1 on a 386 isn't an experience I remember as being "friendly".

subscribe

I feel a small pain every time I do it.

I can't think of a reason to buy it. (Or pay for her ex's Substack, for that matter.)

I used a duffle bag for a while in high school. They're not a great way to carry pretty much anything. Better than holding it all in your hands, but only just.

I don't understand why folks have such a problem with the fact that different people like different things. Internalizing this would solve many of the world's problems.

I'm not sure what a risograph is, but it sounds cool as hell.

Look what they did to our boy!

They clearly haven’t been keeping up with my relaxing hobby, which is collecting evidence that coffee cures *everything*