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Robb
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Once I spent 15 months walking every street in Long Beach, CA. 🏳️‍🌈
Then I walked every street in 3 other cities.
he/him
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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"The collision pushed the Jeep Cherokee through the pedestrian sidewalk, where it hit a fire hydrant and then a 2007 Chevrolet Suburban in a parking lot, police added"

Why I'm always so afraid just walking around here
Police say they’re investigating the death of a man involved in a crash near Long Beach Boulevard and East San Antonio Drive early Saturday night.

Read more from @apignataro.bsky.social on the Watchdog. lbwatchdog.com/driver-dies-...
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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People think tyrants rage because they're strong.

But the truth is they only rage when they know the room will absorb it.

Mamdani didn't absorb it.
So Trump didn't rage.

Fear is the oxygen of authoritarianism.

Take it away, and even a strongman starts to sound like a man.

~ Bruce Fanger ~
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Maybe it will happen today. If not today, perhaps tomorrow.

...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain.

It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like.

Oh, I will be so happy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I feel like the LA QuakeBot is at a level of precision where a mosquito flapping its wings would affect it.
#Earthquake Update: A magnitude 1.07007469210377 earthquake took place 5 km N of Moreno Valley, CA at 9:12:50 AM. #micro
For details from the USGS:
M 1.1 - 5 km N of Moreno Valley, CA | 41124351
2025-11-19 17:11:50 (UTC) | -117.223°N 33.973°W | 10.8 km depth
earthquake.usgs.gov
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Watching the Trump/MTG feud like
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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New t card dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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literally every email this guy writes is like "by the way I love underage girls" and everyone is all "tee hee jeffrey you scamp"
I don't even email people commitments on deadline dates because I'm scared it'll be held against me one day and these people out here doing detailed documentation of a pedo club
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not me walking into the Hallmark store saying I'm going to buy ONE ornament, and then buying Boimler, Mariner, Janeway, and Guinan ornaments.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shawarma Law. Everything will be wrapped in a pita.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. People must only tell the truth with their hips or face his wrath.
Mamdani is going to implement She-Ra law. Everyone will be forced to identity as "Princesses of Power."
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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so my town has been hosting an emergency food drive for snap recipients. the town, high school clubs, the Y, the churches (Episcopal, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Baptists, Unitarians, and the Catholics) & the synagogue, are involved.

You know who isn't participating? the fucking evangelicals.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Elon Musk gives a Hitler salute, retweets Nazis, promotes Nazis and made an AI called mechaHitler, but the ADL is making a Mamdani monitor instead, because being against Netanyahu is apparently worse than being an antisemite to them.
ADL creates new 'Mamdani Monitor' project to track his administration policies
After the ADL announced its scrutiny of Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect told reporters, "I take the issue of antisemitism incredibly seriously."
www.npr.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Poor guy is so sleepy after staying up late for his ketchup-throwing tantrum.
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This post is going to be very honest, but not very nice. Stop doing this stupid "love locks" thing. It's not an old Parisian tradition, it's vandalism. It destroys beautiful old things and costs the city money in repairs that it could spend on schools or hospitals or social services.
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM