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[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink
bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition
Reichstags fire
Plural form “socks puppet”
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reichstags fire
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Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.
I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.
Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend
I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2
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these are roe deer by the way
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
these are roe deer by the way
Popular with friends: Monster ass
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Popular with friends: Monster ass
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i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
The 2 most famous science experiments of all time:
1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster
2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868
1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster
2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868
Thing that rattles around in my head:
Fifteen or so years go I attended a book event for two ghost hunters. One of them just casually said, "As we all know, ghosts can't move anything heavier than a five-pound bag of flour."
I think about this ALL. THE. TIME.
Fifteen or so years go I attended a book event for two ghost hunters. One of them just casually said, "As we all know, ghosts can't move anything heavier than a five-pound bag of flour."
I think about this ALL. THE. TIME.
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The 2 most famous science experiments of all time:
1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster
2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868
1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster
2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868
If biryani didn’t exist, we would have to invent it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If biryani didn’t exist, we would have to invent it.
Jeffrey Epstein calling Trump the worst person he’s ever met is just amazing
Still working our way through approx. 23,000 pages of Epstein related documents released by House Oversight Cmte.
In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Jeffrey Epstein calling Trump the worst person he’s ever met is just amazing
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Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I really liked this part of Hades
And fun extra: back when I was in high school, I read about a 3/4-ton sow that guarded a California pot farm. She nearly killed two DEA agents and turned over their car, and they only got out by feeding her weed (she lived for buds) until she passed out.
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I really liked this part of Hades
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Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.
lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.
I tried mastodon back in the day and it just can’t function as a dopamine delivery system. I’d get more hits of pleasure by staring at my wall and every 10 seconds thinking “at least I’m not using mastodon right now”
October 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I tried mastodon back in the day and it just can’t function as a dopamine delivery system. I’d get more hits of pleasure by staring at my wall and every 10 seconds thinking “at least I’m not using mastodon right now”
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My spouse's grandfather does the David Lynch in Twin Peaks yell-talking. The very first time I met him, he said "NICE TO MEET YOU. HAVE YOU EVER ASTRAL PROJECTED? I DID. I GOT STUCK ON THE ROOF." I thought it was a little joke, but it was actually a story.
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My spouse's grandfather does the David Lynch in Twin Peaks yell-talking. The very first time I met him, he said "NICE TO MEET YOU. HAVE YOU EVER ASTRAL PROJECTED? I DID. I GOT STUCK ON THE ROOF." I thought it was a little joke, but it was actually a story.
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The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505