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didntneedallofit.bsky.social
The Kakistocrats!
@didntneedallofit.bsky.social
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i’m having fun using the internet, just like in the olden times
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Keep the legs coming, Wikipedia! Gimme all the legs!!
wikipedia screenshot Text reads "See also Daniel Sickles's leg"
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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tim robinson in the darmine doggy door sketch saying "anything can happen in this world we really know very little"
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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lol
A beach full of dead trees. Big Bird, smiling, lurks beneath one.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Popular with friends: Monster ass
I just can’t alt text this one, sorry
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Some fellow travelers in the replies have warnings for our brave tax adventurer
Reddit post reading: I recently cleaned up my laptop using ChatGPT to help me delete files I couldn't delete myself, so I ended up with a clean HDD with only windows installed. All my work for was gone forever. It just made a mistake in a script.... So it's better to double check
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Still from I Saw the TV Glow. "there is still time" is written in chalk on a suburban street.
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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DaShareZ0ne post HEY DYSON AIR BLADE YOU TALK ALOT OF SHIT but my hands are still NOTICEABLY DAMP
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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stick figure comic panel 1 patient: doctor i would like to turn green doctor: you realize that if you take the medication that turns you green, you'll turn green, right? patient: yeah that's the point panel 2 a pill bottle whose label reads "pills that make you green (warning: will give you green skin)" patient: now that i have these pills i just have to take them every single day to turn green, this is great panel 3 a heading reads "Several months later..." the patient is now green patient: unsurprisingly i don't regret this thing i did on purpose for several months
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Mostly positive feelings about the design of “fetus Mew”, but I can see why they changed it.
Image from Wikipedia of the original design of the Pokemon Mew with the caption “Mew’s sprite from the Japanese release of Pokemon Red and Green utilized more ‘fetus-like’ aspects.”
September 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Poster for the film Watership Down. At the top is the quote: “All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.”
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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*speaking into my watch like James Bond*

“The old man is snoring.”
A weather radar image showing storms everywhere
July 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The scene in Mad Men where Conrad Hilton is angry that Don’s campaign doesn’t include his idea to have a Hilton on the moon.
June 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Damn Boeing sucks.
“I raised my hand and said, ‘No one who works in this factory wants to fly these planes, I mean, that’s just the truth,’” Kitchens said. A woman she didn’t know, who was wearing a bomber jacket emblazoned with the FAA logo, shot her a scowl. But it was hardly the first time she’d expressed anxiety over the planes’ safety with upper management. Years earlier, she had asked a boss if he would let his children fly on a plane with the litany of flaws and non-conformances he was urging her to “pencil-whip”: “Cindy, none of these planes are staying in America, they’re all going overseas,” he retorted, much to her horror.
June 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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just realized this account is gone now. RIP to the birther of a legendary skeet
screenshot of a skeet with text: TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" --they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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T-1000 saying “Call to John.”
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I’m not sure if Kanye West actually thinks other people like Elon Musk or if he just now always refers to himself as “we”, like Venom.
Kanye West tweeting “broooos please noooo we love you both so much”
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Anarchist flag
May 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Someone on reddit asks PSY what his favorite thing to eat for breakfast is, and he replies “korean food”
May 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Ray looking at a photo of Graham Linehan
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Never Forget.
Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony photoshopped into a holocaust picture
May 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Remaking Invasion of the Body Snatchers but at the end when the guy screams “YOU’RE NEXT!” he’s gonna say “WHAT IS THE VALUE PROPOSITION OF THE THING YOU’RE GIVEN!?”
Still, Mark said, “it’s just really hard to judge. Is this my work? ” I asked Daniel a hypothetical to try to understand where he thought his work began and AI’s ended: Would he be upset if he caught a romantic partner sending him an AI-generated poem? “I guess the question is what is the value proposition of the thing you’re given? Is it that they created it? Or is the value of the thing itself?” he said. “In the past, giving someone a letter usually did both things.” These days, he sends handwritten notes — after he has drafted them using ChatGPT.
May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A skeet with the text “so everyone should stop what they’re doing right now and go read “Bartleby, the Scriviner” A “Far Side” comic with the caption “In what was destined to be a short-lived spectacle, a chicken, suspended by a balloon, floated through the Samurai bar’s doorway.”
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I hope you find friend
Look at that log Go on, take a gander! Turn it over, and you might find… A friendly salamander!
April 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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historic thumbnail
a youtube thumbnail showing a big white phallic blob that looks like a chess pawn flying into a prop of fashion model fabio's head. fabio has a rictus grin and horrified wide-open eyes. title of video is "fabio and the goose"
April 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM