Deecers
@deecers.bsky.social
SciFi TV watcher, hiker, probably too old for this.
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Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi...
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December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
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Senator Andy Kim reminds the FCC Chair Brendan Carr who he really works for. This is how you check these delusional Trump loyalists‼️
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Senator Andy Kim reminds the FCC Chair Brendan Carr who he really works for. This is how you check these delusional Trump loyalists‼️
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WHY?!!! WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh. Ian Kennedy Martin wrote Mitchell. He basically cut-n-pasted the "Buzz off, kid!" scene from a script he wrote for The Sweeney. Having seen the #MST3K version of Mitchell a million times, seeing this scene in a British context with two different actors feels like a fever dream.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
WHY?!!! WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What To Know About ‘Hamnet’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Hamnet’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Wizard of Speed and Timecrimes
Wizard of Speed and Timecrimes
Insert a movie into another movie:
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
insert a movie into another movie
Princess Bride of Frankenstein
(I feel like this must have already been a @kellylink.bsky.social screen name)
Princess Bride of Frankenstein
(I feel like this must have already been a @kellylink.bsky.social screen name)
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Wizard of Speed and Timecrimes
Wizard of Speed and Timecrimes
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The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
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They all deserve to be berated like this..assholes are only assholes until someone gets tired of their assholesness. Every asshole is the same..trust me, I've dated enough 😉🤭
Bravo 👏👏👏
Bravo 👏👏👏
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
They all deserve to be berated like this..assholes are only assholes until someone gets tired of their assholesness. Every asshole is the same..trust me, I've dated enough 😉🤭
Bravo 👏👏👏
Bravo 👏👏👏
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Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
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Trump isn't taking questions on Epstein. Look, he's the President of the United States. He's got a lot on his plate. He doesn't have time to reminisce about all those times in his life when he raped children. He's a busy man.
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Trump isn't taking questions on Epstein. Look, he's the President of the United States. He's got a lot on his plate. He doesn't have time to reminisce about all those times in his life when he raped children. He's a busy man.
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Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"
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Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
DON'T FORGET!
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webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
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why are klingons so offended by bad kerning
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why are klingons so offended by bad kerning
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I have major concerns about adolescents having centrist-affirming surgery that transitions them into paid Democratic consultants who don't give a shit about trans people way too young.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I have major concerns about adolescents having centrist-affirming surgery that transitions them into paid Democratic consultants who don't give a shit about trans people way too young.