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(34-He/Him or They/Them) Call me Luce or Robb on here. IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf This is Chicago Catholic League Trash Talk Account, Minors DNI sorry.
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Note to anyone in Iowa.

This guy is accused of being a pedophile.
The Shamwow guy released his first campaign video, its a parody of Ghostbusters called Woke Busters and he sprays shit on a trans woman.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Seeing people praise Carville's piece arguing that Dems need to sacrifice minorities is just melting my brain.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Knights of Guinevere is NOT based on a true story.

Probably.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The responses are the peak example of liberal vs leftist
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If they weren't pussies we should of gotten an online version of Magic Pengel
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So.

My high school Alma mater is playing one of our biggest rivals for the state title.
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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An AEW way to remember this:

Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
Confession: Swerve Strickland was the one who made me finally figure out when to use "who's" and "whose", and I can't believe it took me that long.
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Me making the AI tougher in the cup series because I shouldn't be contending for top tens with level 4 parts.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Notre Dame leads Syracuse 21-0 and the offense hasn’t taken the field.

Two pick-sixes and a punt return TD. My god.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The IHSA state football tournament has my favorite thing today where we send kids from a rich suburb into the inner-city...
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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"Dick rises to the occasion!"

Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This is like when teachers and parents start saying 6-7 so kids don’t think it’s cool anymore.
What started as a wink-wink tradition among dedicated pot smokers to make Thanksgiving more bearable has mushroomed into a full-blown holiday. Behold the “Cousin Walk.” 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oVRf9y
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Stave it off 1 2 3 and now you can count to 3
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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LMAO
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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happy nico nico nii friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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when nico yazawa rats you out to the fuzz then she's a narco narco narc.
September 30, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Tbh sometimes I really struggle with my queer identity and its because of my interests cause I don't fit into the stereotypes but this site has helped cause some many of yall were chatting during the world series.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The gift of prophecy
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The orange man bad libs really remind me of some of the Evangelicals I have met in life cause they tie every little thing going on in their life to him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Charlotte really needs to lay off on the face surgery, she looks like she's in the Cabinet
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Marjorie was reversed Fetterman after a fall at the crossfire factory
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM