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Star Wars gets on my nerves because any new character that’s introduced, I think, “That’s a dumb name some writer made up!”

Star Trek has dumb made up names, but they sound more natural.

“Quark” is better than “Plog Bollox.”

*I made up Plog Bollox based on how dumb Star Wars names sound.
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
In Torment Nexus news, we had the cautionary tale about this a mere *checks Memory Alpha* 31 years ago?
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
......
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
And that's what I get for not better vetting this playlist. #whamageddon
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He says 200-300k per year over the last 5-6 years which made me wonder and look...guess what HAS killed ~200k Americans per year over the last 5-6 years? COVID!

Wonder when we'll get drone strikes on the bio-terrorists smuggling that into our local grocery stores.
Trump lies that it's "been proven" that drugs are killing as many as 300,000 Americans annually
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nice.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ooh, flirting with Whamhala, but Jimmy Eat World doesn't count, phew.
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Srsly, @dhoover.art! Get your act together, woman!
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate how without more context it's impossible to tell if the original tweet is 1000% serious or 1000% taking the piss.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love that the most embarrassing part of wearing a horga'hn and pin on my coat is normies asking about it and having to go "yeaaaah, so it's from Star Trek"
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Oh, oh no.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
I do not care what any consenting adult of any gender configuration does sexually with other consenting adults, and also my God, could you sweaty freaks who tragically currently run the world be a little a more goddamned discreet about it?
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This mood is just - really strong right now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sometimes I like to think through what it would mean if what he said were true: nobody knows what the magic Chinese rocks are, but without them there wouldn't be any cars, radios, televisions, nor the internet.

How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've got a big bag of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Whelp, there we go. Business trip to Atlanta canceled because I could probably GET there, but it sure isn't clear if I'd be able to get back to California after.
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Love is real, Buckaroos.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me every time I tell my 12-year-old it's time to get off the computer and [shower/do laundry/brush teeth/get dressed for school/literally anything]
Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Look how they massacred my boy!
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I live at the end of a five and a half minute city.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM