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This mood is just - really strong right now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sometimes I like to think through what it would mean if what he said were true: nobody knows what the magic Chinese rocks are, but without them there wouldn't be any cars, radios, televisions, nor the internet.

How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've got a big bag of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Whelp, there we go. Business trip to Atlanta canceled because I could probably GET there, but it sure isn't clear if I'd be able to get back to California after.
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Love is real, Buckaroos.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me every time I tell my 12-year-old it's time to get off the computer and [shower/do laundry/brush teeth/get dressed for school/literally anything]
Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Look how they massacred my boy!
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I live at the end of a five and a half minute city.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm reminded of one of Chris Jones' fantastic stories from back in the day: xcancel.com/EnswellJones...
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I had pretty much this exact interaction at my physical ~6 months ago.

Forget the exact wording on the suicide screener, but

Them: Do you get anxious or feel dread when you hear about current events?
Me: I mean...yes, but not the way that really means
Them: Yeah, fair enough
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@dhoover.art taking notes
yeah so ALLEGEDLY my mom pushed my dad to kill himself by telling him he'd contribute more with the life insurance and etc to the kids than by staying alive. ALLEGEDLY full knowledge of him having guns in the house, being entirely isolated except from her, that he was suicidal (because of her), etc.
September 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
What movie do you consider perfect
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
OH NO! MY EMAIL ADDRESS (which I've publicly used for the last ~30 years) WAS FOUND ON THE DARK WEB!

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Texting with wife who is more than halfway through Tour de Mt. Blanc with her crew. She mentioned meeting some other hikers.

Me: Be careful.
Her: Why
Me: Bad things happen when you find a stranger in the Alps
Her: I don’t know what that means but I sense you have been waiting to use it
September 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
BRB, plotting how frequently Sultans of Swing comes up in people's rotations: bsky.app/search?q=gui...
bsky.app
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
These (including the previous in the thread) are all pretty great, but the houndstooth one really takes the cake
None of these have titles or dates.
September 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you encounter Munchie, do NOT buy weed from him as it IS laced with PCP.
Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill
August 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal."
There are caveats to this (I’ll get to them) but it feels like a lot of people and institutions who’ve had to confront what to do in the face of illegal and unconstitutional orders have functionally decided that Trump is the embodiment of, and therefore *cannot*, violate the constitution.
August 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In a dad group I'm in, someone was concerned about their kids seeing kpop demon hunters because it has "demons" and I couldn't not
August 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gotta believe Big AI, err... Al

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Mz...
August 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mean, a Dyson Sphere WOULD be pretty cool, but maybe set goals that aren't quite so lofty that even Star Trek presented them as unimaginably advanced.
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Apparently the only time my printer will actually spool & spit pages out quickly is when my hands are in the wrong place and I suddenly wind up with 27 pages of year-old blog comments.
August 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Listening to a corporate all-hands and every time this dude says "incrementality" all I can hear is "instrumentality"
August 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM