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I've got a big bag of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Love is real, Buckaroos.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Look how they massacred my boy!
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In a dad group I'm in, someone was concerned about their kids seeing kpop demon hunters because it has "demons" and I couldn't not
August 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Listening to a corporate all-hands and every time this dude says "incrementality" all I can hear is "instrumentality"
August 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
August 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Last night's SNW shows that NATO water cans survive WW3. I assume there are container nerds who can clock the exact models of what I assume are Pelican cases there, too.
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
No cheating.Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

(She counts as a celebrity, right?)
August 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The people falling over themselves in the replies going "No see, THIS armored vehicle full of Marines on US streets is just to show off and celebrate. Stop acting like it's one of those OTHER armored vehicles full of Marines on US streets for nefarious purposes!" has me thinking of that one comic...
July 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
July 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
June 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I live in a completely different universe than @funranium.bsky.social and yet he still coins so much useful terminology
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Have a little faith in things!
June 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I'm sad this line became such a live-laugh-love meme, because I felt it in my bones.
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And people say I'm hard to shop for. www.etsy.com/listing/1724...
May 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Are you sure you came back out the right side? Might explain a few things
May 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time for a rewatch!
May 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The average American has three friends, and they're all just out of frame, laughing too.
May 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
April 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Days since I had to double check the person announcing maintenance event scheduled at "20:00:01 PST" really meant "PDT" since we're on daylight savings: 0
April 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
April 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Really fascinated to know when this will actually reach me and what it'll eventually cost when all is said and done.
April 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is why I get paid the big bucks.
March 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM