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Geez, at least buy them a drink first
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
Alt: Admiral Akbar: it's a trap
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November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Don't know about the others, but that ceramic one tastes like Space: The Final Frontier
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It's definitely inconsistent whether it's tracking the person or just their badge & I can MOSTLY suspend disbelief there. But after the 2nd or 3rd time the on-screen plot involved "wait, where's [so and so from the main cast]?" and the computer INSTANTLY tells them they're gone...set alerts!
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Drives me up a wall when it happens. "Computer, locate Captain Picard" "Captain Picard is not on the ship."

Ok, ignoring they've established zero privacy at the doctor, if they don't support constantly tracking EVERYONE, at least set alerts if the captain goes AWOL.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I saw someone with a reasonable theory about that once: holding up a fish is about the only situation these guys are willing/able to ask their friends to take a photo of them.
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The one time it's sort of acceptable to give pennies to trick or treaters
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There's still time to let that spammer do their magic!
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is Shai-Hulud erasure
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Oh yeah, the only reason I'd think otherwise is they've been talked about it for a bit & he actually theoretically has the general background of construction and how it takes time to make plans, line up the crews, order materials, etc.

Pretty much the ONE case I'd think they MIGHT plan at all first
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Like, how quickly COULD you get someone on the phone willing to roll over and start ripping up the White House? Probably quicker than I want to think...
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I really do wonder if it's largely coincidence; these things USUALLY operate on pretty long timelines so that would presumably have been scheduled a while in advance...but I can 100% believe an angry/panicked "DO IT NOW" in response to the protests (and/or fears it might otherwise get stopped)
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
But without Sir Mix-a-Lot's dulcet tones, you might forget to imagine how, just outside the frame, Mona Lisa's butt is stuffed.
October 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If only they couldn't enter without an invitation
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM