Dayv
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Dayv
@dayv808.bsky.social
abolish everything

they/them

Come see the violence inherent in the system.
Pronouncing "Arkansas" like "Kansas" and "Kansas" like "Arkansas", as a bit.

[people from other countries: you can ignore this]
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"So, what's it like being a deranged sociopath?"

"Surprisingly profitable!"
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

Aldous Huxley
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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In the sketchbook today.
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Figured out that I can't be in the same room as a poinsettia and I feel like I just got conscripted into the war on christmas
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pete Hegseth shuts off the AC and says "it's time to do war crimes"
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Out: hatewatching
In: vendettastreaming
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wanna feel old? The first episode of Happy Days is now closer to the beginning of recorded history than it is to the current era.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Wanna feel old?

199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I never saw Se7en because I was behind on the franchise and hadn't even seen fiVe
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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It's too bad that Marvel can't get their act together on rebooting the Blade movies because by the time we reach the three-Spider-Mans-in-one-movie point, Wesley Snipes will be a senior citizen and we'll never get all those disposable razor jokes
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Cursed Object #3,463: a choose your own adventure book with unnumbered pages
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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it didn’t *resemble* a nazi symbol, it *is* a nazi symbol, and he was told this, repeatedly, for years. tame your fucking boner for white working class cosplayers, this should be fucking embarrassing to write and publish under your own name
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Insert a Movie into Another Movie

Children of a Lesser Godzilla

or

Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
Insert a movie into another movie:

The Salton Seabiscuit
Insert a movie into another movie:

The Inland Empire Strikes Back
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They call them wolf spiders but you hardly ever see them eating a wolf
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Once, I was on a date in my hometown, after I'd left it. My brother still lived there, and, as my date and I were sitting on a bench next to the road, he slowed his car down, jumped out as it was still moving, and Ghost Rode The Whip at us, before jumping back into his car, and speeding off.
Magical
August 29, 2024 at 9:44 AM
The people responsible for song selection on Legend should have been prosecuted for something. I'm not sure what, how, or by whom, but it's a crime.
Anyway, listening to African Herbsman in the car while ferrying my kids around to therapies and etc., and Legend remains an irritant to me for how nakedly it ignores the vast majority of Marley’s political stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I named my fists Steve and Reich because I had to open the bruise up and make some of the bruise blood come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Xx_PRAETORIAN1488_xX on suicide watch
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Petition to add an alt-hex field to bluesky tweets where you can add a curse on people reading your tweets bad
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My knuckle tats say WEIRD HAND
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Hi Bob, I see you asked for another member of the faculty to review your essay because you feel your professor is being unfair. I've read your work and I think you should shut the hell up, you insufferable twit. Your professor is a saint for not drowning you in a drinking fountain by now. HTH."
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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it’s my sincere religious belief that half my classmates are demonic and i should get to bring this up during every class discussion
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM