Autocorrect, among others

A relative of mine briefly dated him in high school. I asked – he never asked to do anything with her feet, but I figure he probably just didn't have enough money to give himself permission yet.

It won't even show me those comments, I don't know what they're saying.

eh, he probably just didn't do it *yet*

I believe they call it the situation man cave

"I only called in the second strike because I still felt empty inside."

"You've gotta smell a little bad to do these things."

"That's my secret, Cap, I always smell bad."

That last one is like "nobody cares what this movie is called, it's got Whoopi"

I was stuck this morning trying to improve on a Salò Brother Where Art Thou idea and now it's not even relevant?

I never saw Se7en because I was behind on the franchise and hadn't even seen fiVe

I never saw Se7en because I was behind on the franchise and hadn't even seen fiVe

It's too bad that Marvel can't get their act together on rebooting the Blade movies because by the time we reach the three-Spider-Mans-in-one-movie point, Wesley Snipes will be a senior citizen and we'll never get all those disposable razor jokes

For some reason I'm sure it would be either ahead of its time on social issues or deeply, incongruously racist. Possibly both.

"This is bad on every level, let's make it a hit."

Come on, people, this is how society almost tricked me into watching The Room, can we stop?

Something something Penn Gillette Cinematic Universe something

Apparently this is a story from when I was eight but I remember it as if I saw a brief piece of an episode on TV sometime in adulthood. Memory is a lie.

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