Dayv
dayv808.bsky.social
Dayv
@dayv808.bsky.social
abolish everything

they/them

Come see the violence inherent in the system.
"I aced it"
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This was a lot more fun than I anticipated.
Skip the trailers for it though, massive spoilers
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Rian Johnson was really like
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
what
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is SHOCKING, what is supposed to pass for justice anymore
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The dark irony of a chatbot that will pretend to have safety features that don't actually exist is *perhaps* a new low for ChatGPT.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How the hell are there 52 people I follow that follow this guy
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To put a fine point on it, it is LITERALLY the same logo as the one in the "are we the baddies" meme
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
anyway
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Fastest block I've gotten in a while.

Context: some guy thought it was just crazy to require competent professionals to install natural gas appliances
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A perfect license plate. No notes.
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Like, if you're smart and dedicated you could figure out my last employer by trolling all my tweets and taking a lot of notes, but I'm not gonna make it easy.

I did once have someone try to get me fired from Aperture Laboratories for accurately calling them a racist. That was hilarious.
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This sounded like a terrible idea until the first time it killed a cop via rapid colon inflation
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Of course, they've got nothing on Dean Koontz' fabulous head of "hair"
September 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Look, General Mills, I don't wanna tell you how to run your business, but Cap'n Crunch has keelhauled better men for less than this
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Incredibly embarrassing secondary revelation that the National Guard's media office is really into word clouds
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I don't have enough pictures of Iggy Pup being adorable because she was afraid of cameras and I swear she could even hear the photo sensor in a phone power up because I could act like I wasn't even paying attention to her and she'd leave the room when I opened the camera app.
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Iggy Pup in her youth, saying "never do this to me again"
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Having a real ugly cry because Iggy Pup died in her sleep last night
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"oh yeah, you will absolutely have to get good at this"
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM