Dylan :~)
@daxleopard.bsky.social
28 | ⚧️🏳️🌈 | The Southwest [of england]
FATT enjoyer, moor wanderer, lapsed biochemist
Take my hand and quit your PhD today
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Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse
just saw* the biggest dick in my life and I don't really know what to do with myself
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
just saw* the biggest dick in my life and I don't really know what to do with myself
Fascinating how I'm the gayest man in my social circle and yet straight people keep thinking I'm straight
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fascinating how I'm the gayest man in my social circle and yet straight people keep thinking I'm straight
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
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The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.
'The return of baby driver': The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know...
It has been 0 days without dwarven baby disasters.
www.pcgamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: long edward gif
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
devastated to announce the one time I didn't join a union immediately upon starting a job I have experienced a workplace issue worth getting the union involved
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
devastated to announce the one time I didn't join a union immediately upon starting a job I have experienced a workplace issue worth getting the union involved
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
Neither paracetamol nor ibuprofen had touched my tonsil pain, but deep throating an ice lolly gives instant, lasting relief. If you're wondering how my Thursday has been
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Neither paracetamol nor ibuprofen had touched my tonsil pain, but deep throating an ice lolly gives instant, lasting relief. If you're wondering how my Thursday has been
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
Trying to eat all my perishable food before going away + medication that suppresses appetite + guilt about food waste = oops! Uh oh!
August 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Trying to eat all my perishable food before going away + medication that suppresses appetite + guilt about food waste = oops! Uh oh!
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realis party line up 👍 #friendsatthetable
August 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
realis party line up 👍 #friendsatthetable
Sylvi playing a bezerker
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sylvi playing a bezerker
Really enjoying Keith/Wellaway's whole headliner bit/angst in the recent realis arc
August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Really enjoying Keith/Wellaway's whole headliner bit/angst in the recent realis arc
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the pandemic response laid the groundwork for an increase in fascist ideology that makes a headline like this acceptable to many people because disabled people dying first in a genocide seems fine to people who think disabled people dying is good in general.
I’m kind of speechless with this one. I can’t imagine the kind of person who continues to make the argument that it doesn’t count as real starvation if the kids were already sick.
August 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
the pandemic response laid the groundwork for an increase in fascist ideology that makes a headline like this acceptable to many people because disabled people dying first in a genocide seems fine to people who think disabled people dying is good in general.
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this guy gets it
August 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this guy gets it
Losing my mind at how good this track is
"Wordzin", the new track from this week's episode of @friends-table.bsky.social is now available on Bandcamp! notquitereal.bandcamp.com/track/wordzin
August 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Losing my mind at how good this track is
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your ttrpg setting needs more beans and legumes
August 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
your ttrpg setting needs more beans and legumes
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getting my phrenology checked by my laptop camera before I can listen to WAP, a future I always wanted www.404media.co/spotify-uk-a...
Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content
Submit to biometric face scanning or risk your account being deleted, Spotify says, following the enactment of the UK's Online Safety Act.
www.404media.co
July 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
getting my phrenology checked by my laptop camera before I can listen to WAP, a future I always wanted www.404media.co/spotify-uk-a...
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July 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my music taste / spicy doritos / etc wouldn't kill a Victorian child but they might kill my coworkers, who apologise for blaspheming and have bootstrap bill turnered themselves into hospital admin
July 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
my music taste / spicy doritos / etc wouldn't kill a Victorian child but they might kill my coworkers, who apologise for blaspheming and have bootstrap bill turnered themselves into hospital admin