david malki !
@davidmalki.com
🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark
🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker
🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki
🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com
🔩 card game: Bolted! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/malki/bolted?ref=3qh34x
🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker
🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki
🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com
🔩 card game: Bolted! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/malki/bolted?ref=3qh34x
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Flipping through some old comics & once again @davidmalki.com absolutely SKEWERED my ass
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Flipping through some old comics & once again @davidmalki.com absolutely SKEWERED my ass
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there are logos. and then there are logos
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
there are logos. and then there are logos
very fun twist. Also I think the farther back you go, obviously the harder it is get home. The mechanism here could be related to power: harder to get juice for the time portal out of a steam engine, etc.
There could be rules about not changing the past in order to prevent catastrophic paradoxes. Adds a game mechanic as well: must hide evidence well enough that it won't be discovered until after the date you originally traveled back from, or you fail.
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
very fun twist. Also I think the farther back you go, obviously the harder it is get home. The mechanism here could be related to power: harder to get juice for the time portal out of a steam engine, etc.
what about a time travel game, where the idea is that you travel back in time to document criminal acts (using contemporaneous methods like cameras from the period, etc), then hide the evidence so it can be uncovered back in the present and proven to be authentic
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
what about a time travel game, where the idea is that you travel back in time to document criminal acts (using contemporaneous methods like cameras from the period, etc), then hide the evidence so it can be uncovered back in the present and proven to be authentic
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🧩HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PUZZLE DAY!🧩
Puzzled? We're not! We've got hella puzzles! Some of our puzzles even come with a FREE extra piece, for those days you want to really challenge yourself.
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Puzzled? We're not! We've got hella puzzles! Some of our puzzles even come with a FREE extra piece, for those days you want to really challenge yourself.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
🧩HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PUZZLE DAY!🧩
Puzzled? We're not! We've got hella puzzles! Some of our puzzles even come with a FREE extra piece, for those days you want to really challenge yourself.
topatoco.com/collections/...
Puzzled? We're not! We've got hella puzzles! Some of our puzzles even come with a FREE extra piece, for those days you want to really challenge yourself.
topatoco.com/collections/...
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January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Not quite London, but in the locality.
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Not quite London, but in the locality.
All right, it's time to see what you forkheads made of this picture!!
We see a lady, prim and proper with her hands bewarmed. We see a mocking youth in the distance. We see a piece of cutlery up north. What's going on here?
Your suggestions follow...
We see a lady, prim and proper with her hands bewarmed. We see a mocking youth in the distance. We see a piece of cutlery up north. What's going on here?
Your suggestions follow...
New week, new picture, it's time for 1905 LIMERICK CHALLENGE #4
This picture accompanies a limerick in a 1905 children's book. Can you write a better one? Almost certainly, since the original is going to make you shake your damn head.
Submit yours below! I will reveal the "real" caption in time.
This picture accompanies a limerick in a 1905 children's book. Can you write a better one? Almost certainly, since the original is going to make you shake your damn head.
Submit yours below! I will reveal the "real" caption in time.
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
All right, it's time to see what you forkheads made of this picture!!
We see a lady, prim and proper with her hands bewarmed. We see a mocking youth in the distance. We see a piece of cutlery up north. What's going on here?
Your suggestions follow...
We see a lady, prim and proper with her hands bewarmed. We see a mocking youth in the distance. We see a piece of cutlery up north. What's going on here?
Your suggestions follow...
It's a factory sample of Bolted! It's an unboxing video! It's a combination factory sample and unboxing video www.youtube.com/shorts/d5A2_...
Bolted! Game Unboxing (Jan 2026)
YouTube video by David Malki !
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
It's a factory sample of Bolted! It's an unboxing video! It's a combination factory sample and unboxing video www.youtube.com/shorts/d5A2_...
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There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
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The day I first came to New York
I tried not to look like a dork
I saw all the stuff and
I got a big muff and...
Oh, *that's* where I put my big fork!
I tried not to look like a dork
I saw all the stuff and
I got a big muff and...
Oh, *that's* where I put my big fork!
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The day I first came to New York
I tried not to look like a dork
I saw all the stuff and
I got a big muff and...
Oh, *that's* where I put my big fork!
I tried not to look like a dork
I saw all the stuff and
I got a big muff and...
Oh, *that's* where I put my big fork!
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The milliner felt that he handled
The order, though it was new fangled
He would not accept blame
If her head caught aflame
So delivered this take on "four candled"
The order, though it was new fangled
He would not accept blame
If her head caught aflame
So delivered this take on "four candled"
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The milliner felt that he handled
The order, though it was new fangled
He would not accept blame
If her head caught aflame
So delivered this take on "four candled"
The order, though it was new fangled
He would not accept blame
If her head caught aflame
So delivered this take on "four candled"
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Poor Lass, on her eve's constitutional,
in an effort to be more diminutional,
ran afoul of Lord Font,
with his jabs, barbs, and taunts,
Of her hat, he was most persecutional.
in an effort to be more diminutional,
ran afoul of Lord Font,
with his jabs, barbs, and taunts,
Of her hat, he was most persecutional.
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Poor Lass, on her eve's constitutional,
in an effort to be more diminutional,
ran afoul of Lord Font,
with his jabs, barbs, and taunts,
Of her hat, he was most persecutional.
in an effort to be more diminutional,
ran afoul of Lord Font,
with his jabs, barbs, and taunts,
Of her hat, he was most persecutional.
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Kneading dough whilst perambulatory,
Young Miss Gibson heard calls precatory:
Said a lad, "Are you done
"(I assume, since someone
"Stuck a fork in you) or just eye-sorey?"
Young Miss Gibson heard calls precatory:
Said a lad, "Are you done
"(I assume, since someone
"Stuck a fork in you) or just eye-sorey?"
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Kneading dough whilst perambulatory,
Young Miss Gibson heard calls precatory:
Said a lad, "Are you done
"(I assume, since someone
"Stuck a fork in you) or just eye-sorey?"
Young Miss Gibson heard calls precatory:
Said a lad, "Are you done
"(I assume, since someone
"Stuck a fork in you) or just eye-sorey?"
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Al was in rather a hurry
The audition was soon! "Ma, let's scurry!"
But his mom, ever late,
She knew Mad would wait
And replied, with a shrug, "What, me worry?"
The audition was soon! "Ma, let's scurry!"
But his mom, ever late,
She knew Mad would wait
And replied, with a shrug, "What, me worry?"
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Al was in rather a hurry
The audition was soon! "Ma, let's scurry!"
But his mom, ever late,
She knew Mad would wait
And replied, with a shrug, "What, me worry?"
The audition was soon! "Ma, let's scurry!"
But his mom, ever late,
She knew Mad would wait
And replied, with a shrug, "What, me worry?"
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While addressing the issue of style
I agree that the colour is vile.
Yet it’s less my unkindness
Than my colour-blindness
That makes me think much more of “bile”
I agree that the colour is vile.
Yet it’s less my unkindness
Than my colour-blindness
That makes me think much more of “bile”
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
While addressing the issue of style
I agree that the colour is vile.
Yet it’s less my unkindness
Than my colour-blindness
That makes me think much more of “bile”
I agree that the colour is vile.
Yet it’s less my unkindness
Than my colour-blindness
That makes me think much more of “bile”
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One time a young lady in green
Thinking foresty colors looked keen
Got her confidence shaken
While a walk she was takin'
When some smartass youth called out "Spleen!"
Thinking foresty colors looked keen
Got her confidence shaken
While a walk she was takin'
When some smartass youth called out "Spleen!"
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
One time a young lady in green
Thinking foresty colors looked keen
Got her confidence shaken
While a walk she was takin'
When some smartass youth called out "Spleen!"
Thinking foresty colors looked keen
Got her confidence shaken
While a walk she was takin'
When some smartass youth called out "Spleen!"
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There once was a woman named Lynn
Who often stabbed fools with a grin
Crimes perpetrated
never replicated
Lynn's hat pin sin with no twin
Who often stabbed fools with a grin
Crimes perpetrated
never replicated
Lynn's hat pin sin with no twin
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
There once was a woman named Lynn
Who often stabbed fools with a grin
Crimes perpetrated
never replicated
Lynn's hat pin sin with no twin
Who often stabbed fools with a grin
Crimes perpetrated
never replicated
Lynn's hat pin sin with no twin
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She thought spun sugar was dandy
And carried it in her sticky hand-ies.
But then came the rain
And it washed down the drain.
She couldn't eat her cotton candy.
And carried it in her sticky hand-ies.
But then came the rain
And it washed down the drain.
She couldn't eat her cotton candy.
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
She thought spun sugar was dandy
And carried it in her sticky hand-ies.
But then came the rain
And it washed down the drain.
She couldn't eat her cotton candy.
And carried it in her sticky hand-ies.
But then came the rain
And it washed down the drain.
She couldn't eat her cotton candy.
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station - Release Trailer
YouTube video by Meredith Gran
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January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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A young lady once cried "Enough",
And stuck both her hands in her muff.
She'd a fork in her hair,
And a young lad did stare,
But she didn't fuss with such stuff.
And stuck both her hands in her muff.
She'd a fork in her hair,
And a young lad did stare,
But she didn't fuss with such stuff.
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
A young lady once cried "Enough",
And stuck both her hands in her muff.
She'd a fork in her hair,
And a young lad did stare,
But she didn't fuss with such stuff.
And stuck both her hands in her muff.
She'd a fork in her hair,
And a young lad did stare,
But she didn't fuss with such stuff.
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A stylish young lady from York
Affixed her new hat with a fork
With her hands in a hive
Of wasps (still alive!)
She made a poor prospect to stalk.
Affixed her new hat with a fork
With her hands in a hive
Of wasps (still alive!)
She made a poor prospect to stalk.
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
A stylish young lady from York
Affixed her new hat with a fork
With her hands in a hive
Of wasps (still alive!)
She made a poor prospect to stalk.
Affixed her new hat with a fork
With her hands in a hive
Of wasps (still alive!)
She made a poor prospect to stalk.
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There once was a lady named Brooke,
Whose mind was completely took,
She stuck a fork in her hat,
Thus killing the rat,
Now she's free but can no longer can cook.
Whose mind was completely took,
She stuck a fork in her hat,
Thus killing the rat,
Now she's free but can no longer can cook.
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
There once was a lady named Brooke,
Whose mind was completely took,
She stuck a fork in her hat,
Thus killing the rat,
Now she's free but can no longer can cook.
Whose mind was completely took,
She stuck a fork in her hat,
Thus killing the rat,
Now she's free but can no longer can cook.