David Johnston "In the name of SCIENCE, I licked it"
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David Johnston "In the name of SCIENCE, I licked it"
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BUY CANADIAN, Halifax , IT stuff, WiFI, Microcontrollers, 3d printing
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January 2, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Nailed it.
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Donald is going to get Americans banned from almost every nation.

Because it has already begun.

When you let him behave as a barbarian, expect retaliation.

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January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Far Side
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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For those of you who remember using these sort of things. #HappyNewYear #Calendar #NewYearResolution #Comic #Cartoon
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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AI CEOs: why aren't people more pro-AI?!

also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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It is so wild that all of these guys are from this little part of the world.

Like Kenya and marathon runners
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Oh fuck.... now I'm late for this, too.
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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A drone show in Chongqing just broke the Guinness World Record with 11,787 synchronized drones, creating breathtaking 3D animations that looked closer to CGI than real life.
No human pilots.
No delays.
No crashes.
Every movement guided by AI and GPS, choreographed with perfect timing. #cdnpoli
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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If you live in the DMV specifically Virginia or Maryland, you automatically don’t know how to drive. Seriously. Yalls driving test is way too easy for yall to be on the road.

It’s not hard. You push the gas pedal, turn the wheel, AND STAY THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Come on, people! Don't let AI take this from us too...
🎇The Second 2025 Headline of the Year Finalist🎇
Police Are Scrambling
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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She’s a “Russian immigrant” who lives in Nanaimo. I’m assuming her employer is still located in St. Petersburg.
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Endless lies 🤥
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Amazing how legacy media panics over a leftist mayor, compared to how chill they were about an actual fascist becoming president. Really clarifies their priorities.
He's not even sworn in and fucking Politico is counting him out. With journalists like Politico's and the New York Times', who needs enemies?
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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vicks vaporubbin' one out
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Her eyes said no but her eyebrows said SURPRISE
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM