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suspected tylenol baby
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January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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He is all of us
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Two dead, dozens injured as the Netherlands celebrates 2026 www.dutchnews.nl?p=261694
Two dead, dozens injured as the Netherlands celebrates 2026
www.dutchnews.nl
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Good morning! 🪶
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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*learning about David and Goliath in sunday school*

“wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds”

*watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube*

“okay so David had a gun.”
May 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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September 8, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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On Jan 1, 2026, "girly pop" is set to enter the straight white male public domain. SWMPD is a legal designation indicating any minority- or youth-originated slang you've first heard within the last calendar year is able to be used sarcastically by all demographics and no longer carries any meaning.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Did you know that the ringleader of the Minnesota daycare fraud scandal is white? She was convicted in March of this year. Aimee Bock is her name. Anyway being white has its perks in a white supremacist country it turns out
Border czar Tom Homan didn't receive a normal background check for his role while his bribery probe was still ongoing:

Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.
Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe
President-elect Trump initially balked at submitting names of likely nominees to the FBI for background checks, a basic step intended to flag possible financial conflicts or ethical problems.
www.ms.now
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Good morning! 🪶
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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1. Cool to see that the Indy boulder is just a big balloon

2. Horrifying to see how little resistance one person can offer against one big balloon
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Another one for the Cold War "bad ideas" nuke file — a study on how effective it would be to put megaton-range nuclear weapons onto balloons and just sort of let them drift towards targets you wanted to irradiate. Some obvious downsides to this approach! Sandia labs, 1957. Citation in alt text.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I never knew Mike F as many did, just been online too long and really enjoyed reading his work. For all the many ills posting brought the world it’s impossible to argue it’s not shortform art when done well and he was so good at it.
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I don't have magic discernment powers. Believing Donald Trump is a decision. Listening to Joe Rogan is a decision. Letting Asmongold talk to you for hours at a time every day is a decision. It felt good to indulge, so they did. Unqualified scorn is correct.
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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it almost comes off like something you'd see in a mockumentary. 60 IQ guy terrifying workers and pointing to a closed daycare going "look. no kids."
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Big Pistachio has desertified california and promotes conflict with Iran smh also this is pro-UAE propaganda ofc
We’re leaving this shit in 2025. Actually let’s leave it in 2024 just to be safe.
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Impossible to hate the IDF enough
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Remember: Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Be kind in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM