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Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
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Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course
February 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course
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it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters
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Joke’s on you. While I’m at home in a rocking chair like the Sleepytime Tea bear, my agents are out on the town, licking molly off stranger’s necks and getting fingered in taqueria bathrooms. None of us are anxious.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Joke’s on you. While I’m at home in a rocking chair like the Sleepytime Tea bear, my agents are out on the town, licking molly off stranger’s necks and getting fingered in taqueria bathrooms. None of us are anxious.
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Look I have thick skin, and I know we are hated, and yet this statement still makes my breath catch. What kind of society allows for this sort of thing to be said
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Look I have thick skin, and I know we are hated, and yet this statement still makes my breath catch. What kind of society allows for this sort of thing to be said
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the ideal partner would dress like this and carry me around to snacks i point out
October 10, 2023 at 9:07 PM
the ideal partner would dress like this and carry me around to snacks i point out
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who does this boer demon think he is
My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
who does this boer demon think he is
do y'all ever think about the way seasoned food brings people together tho 🔥
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
do y'all ever think about the way seasoned food brings people together tho 🔥
didn't realize when I bought a new router that the inertia of needing to redo all of my ip assignments + migrate access points was going to keep me from even opening the box for like a month
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
didn't realize when I bought a new router that the inertia of needing to redo all of my ip assignments + migrate access points was going to keep me from even opening the box for like a month
every wildlife account I follow on Instagram spent yesterday posting animals fucking
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
every wildlife account I follow on Instagram spent yesterday posting animals fucking
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Not sure if one should have birb favourites but I confess that the Kea is one of mine. Such cheeky, delightful characters. These two (in Arthurs Pass) had a spirited attempt at eating my car. 😁
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Not sure if one should have birb favourites but I confess that the Kea is one of mine. Such cheeky, delightful characters. These two (in Arthurs Pass) had a spirited attempt at eating my car. 😁
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is it a prick move to have one of those mobile detailers come out to your work parking lot
February 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
is it a prick move to have one of those mobile detailers come out to your work parking lot
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this guy is a straight up rape apologist so of course he, like the rapists themselves, see trans people as disposable. he's a monster.
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
this guy is a straight up rape apologist so of course he, like the rapists themselves, see trans people as disposable. he's a monster.
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i see some of my more libbed out friends on here repost this guy every once in a while which is crazy because like 80 percent of the stuff i see from him is shit like this.
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
i see some of my more libbed out friends on here repost this guy every once in a while which is crazy because like 80 percent of the stuff i see from him is shit like this.
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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I got into politics the old fashioned way: arguing on the bus with other children who couldn't vote about al gore
September 24, 2023 at 4:50 PM
I got into politics the old fashioned way: arguing on the bus with other children who couldn't vote about al gore
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Maaaan. The drive from Stovepipe to Furnace Creek ethos morning was nothing but billions of flowers. Literally. Only been out in this for an hour today and I dare say this is rivaling the 2004 superbloom.
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Maaaan. The drive from Stovepipe to Furnace Creek ethos morning was nothing but billions of flowers. Literally. Only been out in this for an hour today and I dare say this is rivaling the 2004 superbloom.
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if yall haven’t seen the image im tributing here
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
if yall haven’t seen the image im tributing here
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Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.
February 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
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So much fuchsia, Mr Anna’s is sporting nice color for #Valentine’sDay!
He is stopping by the #HummingbirdBuddy to see which ‘flower’ has the best juice.
#iridescence #birds
He is stopping by the #HummingbirdBuddy to see which ‘flower’ has the best juice.
#iridescence #birds
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
So much fuchsia, Mr Anna’s is sporting nice color for #Valentine’sDay!
He is stopping by the #HummingbirdBuddy to see which ‘flower’ has the best juice.
#iridescence #birds
He is stopping by the #HummingbirdBuddy to see which ‘flower’ has the best juice.
#iridescence #birds
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🩶🤍🩷 Sat, Feb 14 🩶🤍🩷
We love our cetacean friends of Puget Sound & beyond. It’s likely reports of grays, & possibly orcas will surface today.
📷 Grays are known for their 🩶-shaped exhalations. Here’s repost of CRC53 "Little Patch", a most beloved whale who has our 🩷s. By Jason Cook 1/18/26.
#psws
We love our cetacean friends of Puget Sound & beyond. It’s likely reports of grays, & possibly orcas will surface today.
📷 Grays are known for their 🩶-shaped exhalations. Here’s repost of CRC53 "Little Patch", a most beloved whale who has our 🩷s. By Jason Cook 1/18/26.
#psws
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
🩶🤍🩷 Sat, Feb 14 🩶🤍🩷
We love our cetacean friends of Puget Sound & beyond. It’s likely reports of grays, & possibly orcas will surface today.
📷 Grays are known for their 🩶-shaped exhalations. Here’s repost of CRC53 "Little Patch", a most beloved whale who has our 🩷s. By Jason Cook 1/18/26.
#psws
We love our cetacean friends of Puget Sound & beyond. It’s likely reports of grays, & possibly orcas will surface today.
📷 Grays are known for their 🩶-shaped exhalations. Here’s repost of CRC53 "Little Patch", a most beloved whale who has our 🩷s. By Jason Cook 1/18/26.
#psws