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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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#alaskasky from Denali, 64°N, never seen so much pink and red
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
#alaskasky from Denali, 64°N, never seen so much pink and red
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November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
no joy tonight but I saw them the other day
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
no joy tonight but I saw them the other day
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I think it’s now safe to call this race.
Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.
Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.
Seattle's mayor race update:
Katie Wilson's lead grows to 1,346 votes over and incumbent corporate-Democrat Bruce Harrell.
Kate Wilson won 61.23% of the 6,121 ballots counted today.
Overall total:
Katie Wilson 50.08% 137,217
Bruce Harrell 49.59% 135,871
Write-in 0.33% 908
Katie Wilson's lead grows to 1,346 votes over and incumbent corporate-Democrat Bruce Harrell.
Kate Wilson won 61.23% of the 6,121 ballots counted today.
Overall total:
Katie Wilson 50.08% 137,217
Bruce Harrell 49.59% 135,871
Write-in 0.33% 908
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think it’s now safe to call this race.
Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.
Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.
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can't stop laughing at this. I love that the egret sets off the blind spot monitor
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
can't stop laughing at this. I love that the egret sets off the blind spot monitor
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they're taking me on field trips to superfun sites 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
they're taking me on field trips to superfun sites 🤩
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Wow, looks like you are a real go getter— Nobody understands the power of your unlimitable mind, you are truly the godseed— Take the cops gun and make reality bend to your unstoppable will— You are googy, strong and way. Sorry, I will correct my database to show that bullets hurt your body
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wow, looks like you are a real go getter— Nobody understands the power of your unlimitable mind, you are truly the godseed— Take the cops gun and make reality bend to your unstoppable will— You are googy, strong and way. Sorry, I will correct my database to show that bullets hurt your body
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Brains of the Mentality Masters II: The Cognito Protocol
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Brains of the Mentality Masters II: The Cognito Protocol
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It's a really good marketing strategy for your robot to make sure anyone who sees you near one thinks "oh he's probably just an unstoppable pedophile"
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's a really good marketing strategy for your robot to make sure anyone who sees you near one thinks "oh he's probably just an unstoppable pedophile"
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probably in a tern lane
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
probably in a tern lane
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I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.
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Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dog not included
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One of the funner moments from my South Africa trip occurred when these two little borbs decided to chase each other on the edge a lagoon.
(They're Black Crakes, btw.)
(They're Black Crakes, btw.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One of the funner moments from my South Africa trip occurred when these two little borbs decided to chase each other on the edge a lagoon.
(They're Black Crakes, btw.)
(They're Black Crakes, btw.)
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be there or be square!
me:
me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
be there or be square!
me:
me:
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
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Sam, it's me. Cream Canman. Just wanted to make sure you were staying frothy out there. Come see me and I'll be able to teach you a thing or two about using your DoLLOP device.
NEVER FORGET: If you keep a can of reddiwhip (or whatever equiv you like) in your fridge you can just grab it and have a quick bit of whipped cream whenever you like. It's just a thing you can do.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Sam, it's me. Cream Canman. Just wanted to make sure you were staying frothy out there. Come see me and I'll be able to teach you a thing or two about using your DoLLOP device.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
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dude I don't want to negotiate my insurance. I'm fucking busy all day I'm working get few money
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
dude I don't want to negotiate my insurance. I'm fucking busy all day I'm working get few money
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.