darcysmissb
@darcysmissb.bsky.social
Producer by day, Artist by night
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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3d Cir. holds that habeas corpus petitions challenging immigration detention are "civil actions," so prevailing noncitizens may be entitled to attorneys' fees and costs under the Equal Access to Justice Act.
Gonna be a loooooooooot of these.
www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/242...
Gonna be a loooooooooot of these.
www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/242...
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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I feel this is slightly unfair to vampires
February 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I feel this is slightly unfair to vampires
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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On group phone call = quilt noodling
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
On group phone call = quilt noodling
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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Teeny comically ferocious Fu Dog pair as found buried in yard when gardening
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Teeny comically ferocious Fu Dog pair as found buried in yard when gardening
Pot under the stairs has surprise-not-dead-yet bulb!
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Pot under the stairs has surprise-not-dead-yet bulb!
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Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
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January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Related, it’s so curious that the rise of male entrepreneurial grindset hustle core 9-9-6 bullshit and the emphasis on early marriage and tradwives happened around the same time 🤔
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Wanna hear something crazy?
The federal budget allocates three times the funding for ICE than for the United States Marine Corps.
The federal budget allocates three times the funding for ICE than for the United States Marine Corps.
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
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They’ve just promised that a process will “become less frictionful” and I’m going to give up this whole bipedalism thing and return to the sea
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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I just finished @premeemohamed.com's A Siege of Burning Grass and HOLY SHIT. That's some high quality literature there.
Go, read it.
You won't regret it.
Go, read it.
You won't regret it.
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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