Dan Heilman
@danheilman.bsky.social
Coming to you from that oasis of sanity they call St. Paul, Minn.
Madonna's midwestern roots never showed more on record than when she sang, "YAH you made me feel shiny and new." R.I.P. Billy Steinberg.
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Madonna's midwestern roots never showed more on record than when she sang, "YAH you made me feel shiny and new." R.I.P. Billy Steinberg.
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It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
TIL that friends of Jamie Lee Curtis hired Bud Cort to do a striptease at her wedding shower, and that nobody enjoyed the show more than her mother, Janet Leigh.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
TIL that friends of Jamie Lee Curtis hired Bud Cort to do a striptease at her wedding shower, and that nobody enjoyed the show more than her mother, Janet Leigh.
The film directors Joseph Losey and Nicholas Ray. In fact, they were friends as well as classmates.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The film directors Joseph Losey and Nicholas Ray. In fact, they were friends as well as classmates.
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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American Idiot opening the Super Bowl is top tier fantastic.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
American Idiot opening the Super Bowl is top tier fantastic.
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Not to brag but I’ve already had a couple super bowls today
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Not to brag but I’ve already had a couple super bowls today
1. Frank Zappa/anything Zappa-adjacent
2. The Styx/Journey/Foreigner axis of evil that ruined FM rock radio
3. Grateful Dead and their entire wank-jam progeny
4. Jimmy Buffett: music for people who hate music
5. Billy Joel, naturally
2. The Styx/Journey/Foreigner axis of evil that ruined FM rock radio
3. Grateful Dead and their entire wank-jam progeny
4. Jimmy Buffett: music for people who hate music
5. Billy Joel, naturally
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
1. Frank Zappa/anything Zappa-adjacent
2. The Styx/Journey/Foreigner axis of evil that ruined FM rock radio
3. Grateful Dead and their entire wank-jam progeny
4. Jimmy Buffett: music for people who hate music
5. Billy Joel, naturally
2. The Styx/Journey/Foreigner axis of evil that ruined FM rock radio
3. Grateful Dead and their entire wank-jam progeny
4. Jimmy Buffett: music for people who hate music
5. Billy Joel, naturally
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Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
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Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”
Kingpin/THE Credibility Gap
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January 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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National media: Please stop describing what’s happening in Minneapolis as “protests.” There has been a modest, sustained protest outside the Whipple federal building, about 10 miles from downtown, but... 1/3
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
National media: Please stop describing what’s happening in Minneapolis as “protests.” There has been a modest, sustained protest outside the Whipple federal building, about 10 miles from downtown, but... 1/3
I wonder how many football fans who pronounce the player of the moment to be "Him" realize that "Him" was the name of a very gay, Satan-like villain on 'The Powerpuff Girls.'
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I wonder how many football fans who pronounce the player of the moment to be "Him" realize that "Him" was the name of a very gay, Satan-like villain on 'The Powerpuff Girls.'
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27 Oct 2024
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
27 Oct 2024
Not to trivialize any of what's happened, but all this talk about Jonathan Ross calls to mind this memorable moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO2...
Nirvana - Territorial Pissings - Tonight With Jonathan Ross (4K 60 FPS)
YouTube video by MusicVideos4K
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January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not to trivialize any of what's happened, but all this talk about Jonathan Ross calls to mind this memorable moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO2...
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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some photos from portland and 34th today. we'll have a story up on racket soon. they gassed us, they knocked folks to the ground, and i watched agents ram a white pickup into a group of protesters, if you're wondering who was actually doing car violence.
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
some photos from portland and 34th today. we'll have a story up on racket soon. they gassed us, they knocked folks to the ground, and i watched agents ram a white pickup into a group of protesters, if you're wondering who was actually doing car violence.
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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people act like driving out very rich people with extremely high marginal tax rates is bad but it’s why we have “exile on main street,” so
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
people act like driving out very rich people with extremely high marginal tax rates is bad but it’s why we have “exile on main street,” so
If a guy wanted to, a guy could spend more than three hours on New Year's Eve listening to the various recordings of Bob Dylan performing "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat" in 1966.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If a guy wanted to, a guy could spend more than three hours on New Year's Eve listening to the various recordings of Bob Dylan performing "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat" in 1966.
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Kalen Dion is not wrong. 😳👇
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Kalen Dion is not wrong. 😳👇
I love how English record buyers of the ‘70s were cool enough that they helped T. Rex, 10cc, and Suzi Quatro have #1 singles…and square enough to do the same thing on behalf of Benny Hill, Telly Savales, and Little Jimmy Osmond.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I love how English record buyers of the ‘70s were cool enough that they helped T. Rex, 10cc, and Suzi Quatro have #1 singles…and square enough to do the same thing on behalf of Benny Hill, Telly Savales, and Little Jimmy Osmond.
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Pretty sure I've *never* had to apologize for being white, but then again I can't recall doing anything that drew attention to that other than occasionally clapping on the 1 and 3.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pretty sure I've *never* had to apologize for being white, but then again I can't recall doing anything that drew attention to that other than occasionally clapping on the 1 and 3.
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