Dan Heilman
@danheilman.bsky.social
Coming to you from that oasis of sanity they call St. Paul, Minn.
My first job in this town was as a messenger for a big law firm. I would have been DEAD without that spiralbound beauty.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My first job in this town was as a messenger for a big law firm. I would have been DEAD without that spiralbound beauty.
I understand you've got a pedophile in a white house minus an alibi. Take me to it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I understand you've got a pedophile in a white house minus an alibi. Take me to it.
I still have my copy from 1976, with the pages falling out of the binding. The editor, Jim Miller, is an unsung hero for how he shepherded that monster. For that time and place, it told the story about as well as it could be told.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I still have my copy from 1976, with the pages falling out of the binding. The editor, Jim Miller, is an unsung hero for how he shepherded that monster. For that time and place, it told the story about as well as it could be told.
He seems lost. There's no other word for it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
He seems lost. There's no other word for it.
What a tale your thoughts could tell.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What a tale your thoughts could tell.
10cc's "Une nuit a Paris" was also recorded in 1974 and is also mostly sung in English.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
10cc's "Une nuit a Paris" was also recorded in 1974 and is also mostly sung in English.
"Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me" by Mac Davis?
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me" by Mac Davis?
They thought the third time from this album would be the charm? Like so much Rundgren, it's tuneful without being the least bit catchy.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They thought the third time from this album would be the charm? Like so much Rundgren, it's tuneful without being the least bit catchy.
They had to at least intuit that they had no case. As with the teargas-kicking person, they just want to hassle and disrupt the lives of innocent people.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They had to at least intuit that they had no case. As with the teargas-kicking person, they just want to hassle and disrupt the lives of innocent people.
The diaper stank got him.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The diaper stank got him.
From the great 'National Lampoon Encyclopedia of Humor,' which also contains Doug Kenney's immortal short story "First Blowjob."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
From the great 'National Lampoon Encyclopedia of Humor,' which also contains Doug Kenney's immortal short story "First Blowjob."
The way they hate each other at first and then become friends is one of the most lovely things in all of American cinema.
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The way they hate each other at first and then become friends is one of the most lovely things in all of American cinema.
Rhodes was 20, and this was technically his second album (ex-label released old recordings just prior to this). But maybe he can be an honorary member of this club.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Rhodes was 20, and this was technically his second album (ex-label released old recordings just prior to this). But maybe he can be an honorary member of this club.
Private equity. I knew it.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Private equity. I knew it.
Gopher football games are especially excruciating in that regard: "That's a Cub Foods first down in the Case-IH red zone, brought to you by Affinity Plus here at Huntington Bank Stadium!" (I'm *barely* exaggerating.)
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gopher football games are especially excruciating in that regard: "That's a Cub Foods first down in the Case-IH red zone, brought to you by Affinity Plus here at Huntington Bank Stadium!" (I'm *barely* exaggerating.)