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Mathematician. Optimal transport person. Fix your heart, or die.
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Catullus had bangers fr
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Catullus had bangers fr
I’ve got finitely many brain cells but at least one of them is hard coded to remind me of the phrase “dicks out for harambe” and I’ll never forgive the world for this
we never should have shot that gorilla
We fell off the canon timeline sometime in '15 and haven't been able to get back.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve got finitely many brain cells but at least one of them is hard coded to remind me of the phrase “dicks out for harambe” and I’ll never forgive the world for this
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See anything you like? the scope for 700.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
See anything you like? the scope for 700.
My cat has learned to open certain doors it’s so over for me
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My cat has learned to open certain doors it’s so over for me
[Jack Donaghy voice]
It’s Monday, Lemon
It’s Monday, Lemon
This week calls for grabbing a beer with a friend or playing a board game or something
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
[Jack Donaghy voice]
It’s Monday, Lemon
It’s Monday, Lemon
Takes are flying around here and in the spirit of preserving our little community I think we could all do with a few days of grass touching.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Takes are flying around here and in the spirit of preserving our little community I think we could all do with a few days of grass touching.
Everybody remembers “burrito taxi“ discourse but real heads remember “is it ok for the homeless to jerk it on the subway” discourse
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Everybody remembers “burrito taxi“ discourse but real heads remember “is it ok for the homeless to jerk it on the subway” discourse
Was just reflecting earlier today about all the insane discourses we’ve done over the years. Trust that no post is holed by everyone
I assume the postholer is like the memoryhole but for posts
if anybody needs to borrow the postholer let me know. it's not a very big one, but it was cheaper to buy a battery powered postholer than to rent a gas one for a day, three years ago, so i've got a ryobi battery postholer in the woodloft.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Was just reflecting earlier today about all the insane discourses we’ve done over the years. Trust that no post is holed by everyone
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caving was wrong but if you think the minority party will receive backlash or lesson the backlash on the incumbent party over it you have never watched elections
JFC. Does @schumer.senate.gov not get that by caving, Democrats make it *harder,* not easier, to make the ACA subsidies expiring stick politically to Trump/GOP? This effort to shame Republicans in this context risks signaling to low-info voters that Rs are standing on conviction and Dems aren't.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
caving was wrong but if you think the minority party will receive backlash or lesson the backlash on the incumbent party over it you have never watched elections
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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"We can't reform the Dems, we need a new party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix climate change on earth, we need to colonize Mars" in that however hard the former is, the latter is *way* harder
and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway
and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"We can't reform the Dems, we need a new party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix climate change on earth, we need to colonize Mars" in that however hard the former is, the latter is *way* harder
and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway
and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
"shared interests like limited liability"
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"shared interests like limited liability"
people will stop keying my car once they understand that I'm just renting it
Tesla's latest gambit: become a rental car company. As cars pile up in showrooms and storage lots, Elon is trying to rent his way out of a crisis. Good luck, bud. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall electrek.co/2025/11/10/t...
Tesla can’t sell its cars anymore so it is renting them now
Tesla is launching a new car rental program out of its stores in the US, as sales are crashing due...
electrek.co
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
people will stop keying my car once they understand that I'm just renting it
small thing, but calling the shutdown a hoax is one of those things that will give me a brain aneurysm one day. it happened! we were all there! how could it possibly be described as a hoax, except for the fact that the guy's brain is soup and he remembers liking to use that word?
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
small thing, but calling the shutdown a hoax is one of those things that will give me a brain aneurysm one day. it happened! we were all there! how could it possibly be described as a hoax, except for the fact that the guy's brain is soup and he remembers liking to use that word?
If I was a democratic senator I wouldn’t go on Fox to loudly announce that everyone’s worst suspicions of me and my colleagues are true
KILMEADE: Schumer says he's voting no. Did you do this outside leadership?
SHAHEEN: No. We kept leadership informed throughout.
SHAHEEN: No. We kept leadership informed throughout.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If I was a democratic senator I wouldn’t go on Fox to loudly announce that everyone’s worst suspicions of me and my colleagues are true
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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[whispers] it's legal to sign up with both Indivisible and DSA. you don't even have to decide who you're doing entryism on until later.
Alternatively if that's not your cup of tea and you're more center left or whatnot like go sign up with Indivisible or some local group or whatever
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
[whispers] it's legal to sign up with both Indivisible and DSA. you don't even have to decide who you're doing entryism on until later.
My cat has just learned that she can open certain door handles, some of which lead to the outside world. Nifty.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My cat has just learned that she can open certain door handles, some of which lead to the outside world. Nifty.
Personally I wouldn’t worry about the base being demotivated by senate fecklessness. People have never been out in the streets because they love democrats, but because they fucking hate republicans. Like, the government opening isn’t going to fix what’s wrong with the regime
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Personally I wouldn’t worry about the base being demotivated by senate fecklessness. People have never been out in the streets because they love democrats, but because they fucking hate republicans. Like, the government opening isn’t going to fix what’s wrong with the regime
Thune snatching defeat from the jaws of victory because he also can’t wrangle his caucus would be pretty funny
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Thune snatching defeat from the jaws of victory because he also can’t wrangle his caucus would be pretty funny
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Mike Lee do something funny and Insane challenge
So the Senate vote to advance the funding deal is currently 56-40. All the Democrats have voted. FOUR Republicans have not yet voted: John Cornyn, Rick Scott, Ron Johnson and Mike Lee. All of them need to vote YES to get this to 60, otherwise it fails.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Mike Lee do something funny and Insane challenge
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The government has been shut down for 40 days—the longest in history. All Democrats have fought hard for extending the Affordable Care Act tax credits that make health care affordable for millions. I’m voting against the bill given it doesn’t extend these valuable tax credits.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The government has been shut down for 40 days—the longest in history. All Democrats have fought hard for extending the Affordable Care Act tax credits that make health care affordable for millions. I’m voting against the bill given it doesn’t extend these valuable tax credits.