This week calls for grabbing a beer with a friend or playing a board game or something

"We can't reform the Dems, we need a new party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix climate change on earth, we need to colonize Mars" in that however hard the former is, the latter is *way* harder

and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway

I'm here you fuckaas bitch