Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
Unconditional bodily autonomy. Prison / police abolition. Regicide enthusiast. Jobs guarantee, UBI, healthcare free at point of access.
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
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Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
· Aug 29
One of the foundational laws of conservativism is that parents own their children, and the concept of a minor to them is one of earning the right to self-ownership (which remains a privilege in their eyes even after adulthood) rather than guardianship as a means to cultivate natural self ownership.
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
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“Mild criticism of Democrats”
“Don’t criticize them now before the election, we need unity”
Democrats lose because of the thing you criticized them that needed fixing
“Democrats lost because you criticized them and didn’t vote hard enough”
“Can I criticize now? Election is over”
“No!! Too soon”
“Don’t criticize them now before the election, we need unity”
Democrats lose because of the thing you criticized them that needed fixing
“Democrats lost because you criticized them and didn’t vote hard enough”
“Can I criticize now? Election is over”
“No!! Too soon”
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Mild criticism of Democrats”
“Don’t criticize them now before the election, we need unity”
Democrats lose because of the thing you criticized them that needed fixing
“Democrats lost because you criticized them and didn’t vote hard enough”
“Can I criticize now? Election is over”
“No!! Too soon”
“Don’t criticize them now before the election, we need unity”
Democrats lose because of the thing you criticized them that needed fixing
“Democrats lost because you criticized them and didn’t vote hard enough”
“Can I criticize now? Election is over”
“No!! Too soon”
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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A big piece of advice for the incoming folks getting used to Bluesky:
Likes don't do anything really. I mean, they give a little shot of serotonin. If you want to actually spread something, sharing is the way to do that.
So share others and reshare your own stuff. There's zero reason not to.
Likes don't do anything really. I mean, they give a little shot of serotonin. If you want to actually spread something, sharing is the way to do that.
So share others and reshare your own stuff. There's zero reason not to.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A big piece of advice for the incoming folks getting used to Bluesky:
Likes don't do anything really. I mean, they give a little shot of serotonin. If you want to actually spread something, sharing is the way to do that.
So share others and reshare your own stuff. There's zero reason not to.
Likes don't do anything really. I mean, they give a little shot of serotonin. If you want to actually spread something, sharing is the way to do that.
So share others and reshare your own stuff. There's zero reason not to.
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enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
Holy shit, I wasn't expecting Magia Record to be nearly as good as Madoka Magicka, but, at least from the perspective of art, voice acting and production value, it's qualitatively almost identical!
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Holy shit, I wasn't expecting Magia Record to be nearly as good as Madoka Magicka, but, at least from the perspective of art, voice acting and production value, it's qualitatively almost identical!
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
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THE BANKS JUST STOLE PEOPLE'S HOUSES MAN THEY JUST STOLE THEM THAT'S WHAT OBAMA'S ECONOMIC POLICY WAS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
THE BANKS JUST STOLE PEOPLE'S HOUSES MAN THEY JUST STOLE THEM THAT'S WHAT OBAMA'S ECONOMIC POLICY WAS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
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Wild to think that [adult swim] barely had to riff on that Claritin ad to get to Unedited Footage of A Bear:
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wild to think that [adult swim] barely had to riff on that Claritin ad to get to Unedited Footage of A Bear:
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this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
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Charge the CEOs
That is the only way this stops
That is the only way this stops
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Charge the CEOs
That is the only way this stops
That is the only way this stops
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Baby formula kills babies? Charge the CEOs
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Charge the CEOs
That is the only way this stops
That is the only way this stops
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Baby formula kills babies? Charge the CEOs
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Oh no, the billionaires are going to move away from (city)? What are they going to do without the taxes they aren't paying?
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh no, the billionaires are going to move away from (city)? What are they going to do without the taxes they aren't paying?
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Oh wow I just found this article about this guy’s predicament theonion.com/man-who-lost...
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
CHICAGO—Saying he had been absolutely blindsided by the sudden change in his fortunes, local 33-year-old Tyler Branton, a man who lost everything in cryptocurrencies, told reporters Thursday that he j...
theonion.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh wow I just found this article about this guy’s predicament theonion.com/man-who-lost...
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Forensics is astrology for cops.
indiandefencereview.com/ai-proves-fi...
Artificial Intelligence Proves That Fingerprints Are Not Unique: A 100-Year-Old Forensic Rule Just Collapsed
A groundbreaking AI study has uncovered hidden patterns in fingerprints that could upend over a century of forensic science. Long-held beliefs about identity and evidence are suddenly in doubt.
indiandefencereview.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Forensics is astrology for cops.
indiandefencereview.com/ai-proves-fi...
Artificial Intelligence Proves That Fingerprints Are Not Unique: A 100-Year-Old Forensic Rule Just Collapsed
A groundbreaking AI study has uncovered hidden patterns in fingerprints that could upend over a century of forensic science. Long-held beliefs about identity and evidence are suddenly in doubt.
indiandefencereview.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
indiandefencereview.com/ai-proves-fi...
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Evangelicalism is teaching—and homeschooling is enabling and empowering it—that children have no rights to themselves. That they are not their own. That they owe their bodies, minds, and souls to those more powerful than them.
Traumatic Homeschooling: How Evangelicals Use Education to Totalize
The lack of any meaningful oversight over childhood education when it is draped in religion cannot be sustained except by the blood and tears of more children.
rlstollar.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Evangelicalism is teaching—and homeschooling is enabling and empowering it—that children have no rights to themselves. That they are not their own. That they owe their bodies, minds, and souls to those more powerful than them.
This is profoundly wrong — like "so wrong you get penalized for filling it" wrong — except that nothing says "conservative originalist" like rewriting centuries of settled law in a way that directly erodes the rights of states.
Attorneys for Tina Peters this week asked the Colorado Court of Appeals to order that the former Mesa County clerk “must be released from custody forthwith” following the signing of a pardon document by President Donald Trump earlier this month.
Tina Peters asks Colorado appeals court to order her release after Trump pardon | Colorado Newsline
Trump does not have the power to pardon Peters, who was convicted in state court for her role in a breach of her office’s election systems.
coloradonewsline.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is profoundly wrong — like "so wrong you get penalized for filling it" wrong — except that nothing says "conservative originalist" like rewriting centuries of settled law in a way that directly erodes the rights of states.