GIRL HELL 1999
@girlhell1999.bsky.social
faggy goth/industrial music by crisis darling
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GIRL HELL 1999
@girlhell1999.bsky.social
· Jan 22
GIRL HELL 1999
goth/industrial for and by aging transsexuals struggling to process their own mortality. you can probably dance to it.
all sounds and words by crisis darling
girlhell99.bandcamp.com
should probably like... remind people that my music exists. so hi, GIRL HELL 1999 is a ruthlessly trans, painfully ugly bedroom goth passion project. i write and record the music. my wife does live video synthesis. we have two records out. girlhell99.bandcamp.com
my hot take on bret hart's vince/shawn fanfic is...
a. it's not a new revelation that mcmahon extorted sexual favors from his employees, and it should not surprise anyone that a powerful man would be more attracted to debasing someone than to a particular gender
and
b. sometimes bret just says shit
a. it's not a new revelation that mcmahon extorted sexual favors from his employees, and it should not surprise anyone that a powerful man would be more attracted to debasing someone than to a particular gender
and
b. sometimes bret just says shit
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my hot take on bret hart's vince/shawn fanfic is...
a. it's not a new revelation that mcmahon extorted sexual favors from his employees, and it should not surprise anyone that a powerful man would be more attracted to debasing someone than to a particular gender
and
b. sometimes bret just says shit
a. it's not a new revelation that mcmahon extorted sexual favors from his employees, and it should not surprise anyone that a powerful man would be more attracted to debasing someone than to a particular gender
and
b. sometimes bret just says shit
wretched creature, loathsome in the extreme, I am utterly devoted to him
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wretched creature, loathsome in the extreme, I am utterly devoted to him
it's often been observed that joe rogan is a fundamentally stupid guy who agrees with the last person he talked to who sounded smart. well donald trump is the exact same type of extremely stupid guy
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it's often been observed that joe rogan is a fundamentally stupid guy who agrees with the last person he talked to who sounded smart. well donald trump is the exact same type of extremely stupid guy
metal fetishist 2025
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
metal fetishist 2025
I'm sorry but if your party is running a white christofascist with a bad scrabble hand-ass name like "wambnsganss" you don't get to pretend mamdani is hard to pronounce
In Texas 9th SD, Democrat Taylor Rehmet is leading three candidates-including Leigh Wambsganss, a well-known Christian nationalist activist who was supported by Trump, Texas GOP leaders and far-right donor Tim Dunn. The district includes Tarrant County, a +5% Trump county + bellwether for the state.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm sorry but if your party is running a white christofascist with a bad scrabble hand-ass name like "wambnsganss" you don't get to pretend mamdani is hard to pronounce
everybody's pointing out that this is goatse like that doesn't make the art more based
New graffiti art in my Rogers Park, Chicago, neighborhood.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
everybody's pointing out that this is goatse like that doesn't make the art more based
LMFAOOOOOOO OH IS WELCOME TO DERRY ABOUT THE US GOVERNMENT WEAPONIZING PENNYWISE??????
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
LMFAOOOOOOO OH IS WELCOME TO DERRY ABOUT THE US GOVERNMENT WEAPONIZING PENNYWISE??????
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
i know the bug language in hollow knight isn't like one-to-one translatable, but anyone's who's ever worked retail and had a customer come in ten minutes to close knows exactly what "*sighhhhhh* bapanada" means
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i know the bug language in hollow knight isn't like one-to-one translatable, but anyone's who's ever worked retail and had a customer come in ten minutes to close knows exactly what "*sighhhhhh* bapanada" means
yesterday's selfie broke containment and made it onto hornysky, please don't take it personal if you just followed and catch a block, I'm just trying to vibe in relative obscurity
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
yesterday's selfie broke containment and made it onto hornysky, please don't take it personal if you just followed and catch a block, I'm just trying to vibe in relative obscurity
local 40 yr old transsexual puts lipstick on for the first time in months
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
local 40 yr old transsexual puts lipstick on for the first time in months
the reasonable response to finding out a candidate you like has a nazi tattoo is "ope. shit. nazi tattoo. fuck that guy, I guess." not a week of litigating and apologism and discourse
October 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the reasonable response to finding out a candidate you like has a nazi tattoo is "ope. shit. nazi tattoo. fuck that guy, I guess." not a week of litigating and apologism and discourse
graham platner to announce favorite death in june and boyd rice albums, defends ownership of skrewdriver t-shirt: "I don't listen to the lyrics"
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
graham platner to announce favorite death in june and boyd rice albums, defends ownership of skrewdriver t-shirt: "I don't listen to the lyrics"
the late 90s and early 2000s ruled because you could role up to a family video and a goth twink in a green polo with all his piercings taken out for work would be like "have you seen ozone? have you seen nekromantik? have you seen killer condom?" and it felt like absorbing deep and secret wisdom
Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
the late 90s and early 2000s ruled because you could role up to a family video and a goth twink in a green polo with all his piercings taken out for work would be like "have you seen ozone? have you seen nekromantik? have you seen killer condom?" and it felt like absorbing deep and secret wisdom
god imagine banning smut made by people while promoting your lie machine's ability to make peepees hard. it's so clear that the thing these people hate about sexual content is its humanity. dork-ass shit man, how did these losers convince anybody they were the cool guys
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
god imagine banning smut made by people while promoting your lie machine's ability to make peepees hard. it's so clear that the thing these people hate about sexual content is its humanity. dork-ass shit man, how did these losers convince anybody they were the cool guys
the thing about ai nostalgia slop is that the thing you actually miss about the way things were is ownership, physical artifacts of art and media, a world where the internet belonged to you, not to three mega corps. it's an appeal to nostalgia fundamentally opposed to its object
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the thing about ai nostalgia slop is that the thing you actually miss about the way things were is ownership, physical artifacts of art and media, a world where the internet belonged to you, not to three mega corps. it's an appeal to nostalgia fundamentally opposed to its object
isn't this just like... the current official policy of the democrats anyway? isn't this like "nfl think tank wants players to live with permanent neurological damage" like bro that's now that's how it is
September 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
isn't this just like... the current official policy of the democrats anyway? isn't this like "nfl think tank wants players to live with permanent neurological damage" like bro that's now that's how it is
I am watching you all rank the alien films wrong. I am judging you harshly for placing alien 3 so low. especially harsh judgement for anyone who has anything ranked above alien. shame. shame and recrimination
September 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I am watching you all rank the alien films wrong. I am judging you harshly for placing alien 3 so low. especially harsh judgement for anyone who has anything ranked above alien. shame. shame and recrimination
dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
and slam in the back of my
arugula
and burn through the witches
and slam in the back of my
arugula
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
and slam in the back of my
arugula
and burn through the witches
and slam in the back of my
arugula
a while ago, I took pains to divorce my social media presence from my slightly-higher-public-profile career persona, and now I'm like "if people know I make video games for a living, will they care more if I get disappeared?" like if the worse comes to pass, will being Known tune the outcome at all?
September 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
a while ago, I took pains to divorce my social media presence from my slightly-higher-public-profile career persona, and now I'm like "if people know I make video games for a living, will they care more if I get disappeared?" like if the worse comes to pass, will being Known tune the outcome at all?
oooh our bug religion is so spooooky sure hope no sexy spider beetles stab us about it
September 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
oooh our bug religion is so spooooky sure hope no sexy spider beetles stab us about it
in the past few years, I have seen trans friends buried under headstones carved with the wrong name, children blown apart live on my phone in a faraway country, and brown people black bagged and disappeared by anonymous gestapo. the media mandated national grief over none of those things.
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in the past few years, I have seen trans friends buried under headstones carved with the wrong name, children blown apart live on my phone in a faraway country, and brown people black bagged and disappeared by anonymous gestapo. the media mandated national grief over none of those things.
lol focus on that bitch
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
lol focus on that bitch
reminds me of all the kafka memes where people are like "what if the bug man still had to deal with capitalism" as if thats not an explicit theme of the story lol
What if Alien (1979) wasn’t just a sci-fi horror film, but a warning about corporate betrayal and working-class struggles?
Forget Xenomorphs: The real threat in Alien was wage inequality and corporate greed
www.bigissue.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
reminds me of all the kafka memes where people are like "what if the bug man still had to deal with capitalism" as if thats not an explicit theme of the story lol
damn something smells like upslut in here
August 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
damn something smells like upslut in here