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Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
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Unconditional bodily autonomy. Prison / police abolition. Regicide enthusiast. Jobs guarantee, UBI, healthcare free at point of access.
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️‍💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
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dril tweets: Hello (hastily crossed out "Alan") < Bluesky this is your lawer [sic] speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Couldn't pick just one.
Tweet from Angie (butterfly emoji) @angiegxox: Self care is cancelled. We're doing acid and yelling at the moon naked. 17:25 - 28 Aug 20 - Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets and comments, 48.4K Likes Reply from Sancho Villa @GEMFCO: Oh, so doing acid and yelling at the moon isn't self care? 42 Retweets, 506 Likes Tweet from MAX PROPA... @Black24... May 21 Reminder that the Taliban offered to hand over Bin Laden if the US could provide the evidence that he was responsible for 9/11, and the US promptly ignored this and started a 20 year war that ended in Taliban control of Afghanistan 53 Comments, 1603 Retweets, 11.7K Likes
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen such an inauspicious coalition. This is when you know that your cause is both just and an existential threat to colonial power.
Wikipedia "Opponents" section, showing Guatemala, United States, Israel, Taiwan and Argentina.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Then it's not actually a fucking LAW, Murray. If there's no remedy or mechanism of enforcement, it's just words on fucking paper, Murray, you partisan fucking hack, you malevolent trash!!

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Text: Murray said he confirmed with the lead opinion in do far as the Legislature's clear duty to present bills to the governor. That said, Murray dissented by writing that although the Constitution provides a time period during which the Legislature must present enrolled bills to the governor, that time frame had passed, so there was no constitutional requirement for the bills to be presented now — nor was there any legal remedy that could be granted to the Senate.
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Two panel meme of Chidi speaking to Eleanor from The Good Place. Panel 1 Chidi: Okay. But that's worse. Panel 2 Chidi: You do get how that's worse, right?
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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My cat Penny was very sick as a kitten and could not smell anything whatsoever until she was six weeks old. She is OBSESSED with sniffing things. This is one of the cutest pictures of her, IMO.
A torbie cat sniffing a rose
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Well, I like you.
Hans Moleman that one time he was saying "boo-urns"
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We have fun.
Chat between two individuals: LEFT: They make microwavable crucibles now. Not sure the cost involved and they're not huge, but microwaves are not terribly expensive and definitely cheaper than an electric furnace. > astounded emoji response to message RIGHT: <Pushes MELT> <Pushes 3> <screen reads "METL"> <Pushes 5> <screen reads "TITN"> (other options: 1 - "STNM", 2 - "CUPR", 3 - "FERR", 4 - "ARGN", 6 - "AURM", 7 - "WOLF", 8 - "PLTN", 9 - "PLLD") (not present: "PLUB", "CADM") > laughing emoji response to message RIGHT: 7 gets REAL shiny. RIGHT: Don't look directly at 7. RIGHT: 6 is also good for Rutherfordium, Halfnium, Tantalum and Osmium. If you hit 0, there's an Easter Egg where is says "HGNM" and runs for 0 seconds.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Conversation via text. Them: (8:41 AM) How goes? Me: (9:54 AM) My therapist fired me because she felt she was insufficiently skilled to assist me further, no I am not joking, yes, I've been having a very hard time, no, there's nothing you or anyone else can do but I appreciate you and any patience whatever that you can muster in regards to my going randomly incommunicado. She told me to stop saying she "fired" me because that's a "very negative framing" and I said, "Who do you think you are? My therapist?" (that's not a joke, but I think it's funny nonetheless)
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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The face of civility.
Charlie Kirk mocking a woman he just made a very stupid "point" to by making a hideous grin. Just horrible. Eye watering in its hideousness.
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A drawing of Thomas Richardson captioned with the "Press X to DOUBT" meme.
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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"No, no - not violence against random Palestinian civilians or trans folks or liberals or communists - just violence against Nazis, which is where you say mean things."
Bluesky Safety statement about how glorifying violence or celebrating harm are against the rules or whatever.
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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1967
Political cartoon depicting the aftermath of some sort of riot with MLK Jr. being interviewed by a reporter. MLK is saying "I Plan To Lead Another _Non-Violent_ March Tomorrow!" The reporter is looking aghast at the city burning.
September 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Like @mtsw.bsky.social always says...
An imagine of the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall saying "OH YEAH!" with @mtsw's avatar replacing the usual face. Top text reads "BECAUSE THEY LIKE TRUMP" Bottom text reads "AND WANT HIM TO RULE US LIKE A KING"
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I don't understand why Google decided it was important to kill their own platform.
A Google result's "People also ask" section with the top question, "How much do fingers cost to build?" with an answer regarding dimes (the coin).
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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*pounding on table and chanting*
Art! Art! Art! Art!
Pastel piece on copy paper. Red in the upper right, green in the lower left, blue and people in the middle.
August 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Tried to draw Thomas Richardson from Apostle and it turned out like this.
A pencil and charcoal drawing of Thomas Richardson from the film Apostle a moment before he confronts Bill about what he knows about Thomas' kidnapped sister. The "press X to doubt" text from LA Noir has been added below.
August 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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If I want your opinion on how to protect democracy, I'll just go to the Nazi platform you post on to get it.
Nina Turner's profile with a pinned post indicating that she just joined Substack 6 months ago.
August 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Caroline Ellison and Hamilton Morris are both hot for completely different reasons using the same face.
Hamilton Morris, host of the docuseries Hamilton's Phaemacoepia. He is wearing a blue oxford shirt. He smiles with just his upper teeth visible, but his smile is very genuine and reflects in his eyes and cheeks. His nose is wide, his eyebrows are bushy and his glasses are large. Caroline Ellison, criminally convicted former CEO of Almeda Research. She wears a dark sweater. She smiles with just her upper teeth visible, but it looks very genuine and it's reflected in her eyes and cheeks. She has a wide nose. She has bushy eyebrows. Her glasses are large.
August 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Godspeed to the Onion! 🫡
T. Herman Zweibel, the fictional owner and executive editor of the Onion superimposed over the Allied Solidarity poster design from World War 2, which reads: Top text: This man is your FRIEND Bottom text: He fights for FREEDOM
August 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Peço desculpas, e sei que isso não tem nada a ver com o assunto, mas por que o Google "traduziu" a bandeira?
Google translate text for this article, but the Brazilian flag was "translated" into American flag for some reason.
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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"Donald Trump the pedophile rapist? *President* of the United States? I think I would have heard about that!"
Jim Downey meme where he expresses incredulity at Epstein dying in prison to Conan O'Brien.
July 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Just got sent a letter informing me that my 30 day supply of medication would no longer be covered with -26 days notice.

Anyway, here's a picture of David Joyner, the CEO of CVS / Caremark for no reason.
David Joyner, the CEO of CVS / Caremark. A strong 1st draft pick for guillotine testing.
July 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Every night lately, my daughter assembles a small cult of stuffies around her sound machine night light.
Silhoettes of stuffies around a glowing red nightlight sound machine. Silhoettes of stuffies around a glowing red nightlight sound machine.
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Master Shake and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force at a tennis court. Master Shake is addressing Meatwad saying, "I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS"
July 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM