curmudgeonline.bsky.social
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Hey, quick show of hands, how about if we don’t do tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Five values is still too long, just condense it down to a good pithy saying like “Ass Cash or Grass, CBS News”
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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This research recommended layered mitigations nearly 4 years ago. And we are still being told vaccines are enough.
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Mic drop/god I hate almost everyone
“A bunch of well-off men who are not very affected by politics making fun of people who very much are is the short story of how we got here.”

Glad to see multiple outlets covering this Jon Stewart moment

www.jezebel.com/jon-stewart-...
Splinter: Jon Stewart Is a Symbol of America's Crumbling Democracy
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
www.jezebel.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Listen I know this will be hard for some of you but I think it’s better if we kill this new year while it’s still a baby.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is the kind of grounded confidence I can support
2025 was the worst year *so far*
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
ALMOST FREE dr Jane I stg I'm gonna crawl all the way up yr ass if I'm still alive in 4 hours
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Been in a bad mood for like 37 years this decade is not helping AT ALL
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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With flu, measles, and other airborne diseases spreading out of control, and 40+ million Americans with Long Covid, joking about people wearing masks *in December* isn't just mean. It's outrageously dumb.
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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It's amazing how people got so butt hurt over having to mask that it traumatized them to the point that they completely forgot like a million people died...
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Everyone who has failed to fund this is a coward
Advent calendar but it's just steadily ascending doses of valium
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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How Your Private ChatGPT And Gemini Chats Are ‘Sold For Profit’
How Your Private ChatGPT And Gemini Chats Are ‘Sold For Profit’
These Chrome extensions see everything — and take everything. It may already be too late.
www.forbes.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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ai images just got a fucking upgrade. This is not good
Spotting AI images just got harder with Nano Banana Pro #AILiteracy
YouTube video by News Literacy Project
youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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A Muslim stopped a massacre of Jews on Hanukkah
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters

His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed

A 43 year old married father of two

He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland

No experience with guns

He was walking past

He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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So chicken farms have started spending millions of dollars putting in state of the art air filtration and circulation systems - because culling whole flocks to mitigate avian flu is expensive - but we have done zero to improve air quality in schools - because kids are expendable I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Still a good idea
Advent calendar but it's just steadily ascending doses of valium
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The democrats shit the bed so hard and so often it's technically more shit than bed at this point
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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say it with me folks: ✨eugenics✨
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
Call them:

Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542

Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224

King (ME)
202 224-5344

Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324

Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451

Masto (NV)
202 224-3542

Warner (VA)
202 224-2023

Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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"Why do you just attack democrats? Why don't you ever go after republicans?"

Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM