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midwestern elder millennial leftist doin' good work
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · Jul 29
this [gestures broadly] sucks
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ryanlostintx.bsky.social
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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chadloder.bsky.social
Man, fuck Merrick Garland
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
small & petty, but may this be the moment rich, high-profile real estate developers & their ilk get to learn that they're not owed an audience with elected officials at a snap of their manicured fingers & they can make an appt w/ city leaders like everyone else now
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 10d
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
"antisemitism is bad. now, allow me to sprinkle tropes & dogwhistles all over this official statement in vociferous defense of tucker carlson & nick fuentes"

-the heritage foundation
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 18d
1. A watershed moment.

The President of the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, Kevin Roberts , has announced that the organization is standing by Tucker Carlson in the aftermath of Tucker’s interview with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.

This isn’t Kevin bending his knee to Trump…this is something new
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
what horrors hath god wrought
Close image of a mole cricket w/ a vaguely turtle-like head/face, creepy tilde-shaped antennae, massive pecs & hairy, claw-like front appendages about the same size as his head. Evidently he's at a rave & looking for hugs. Image of a white person's hand holding a mole cricket the size of an adult human thumb upright so we can see his ventral structures. The cricket's coloring ranges from oaky brown to very dark brown. Its face resembles a few bits of black caviar with 2 antennae that are half its body size in length. The back 2 sets of legs aren't too unlike those of other jumpy bugs, but this little guy's front legs, attached to pecs a body builder would be proud of, are swole with claw-like "paws" at the ends (for digging, one assumes). Dude probably skips leg day regularly, but he still looks terrifying. Meme: hand operating a spray bottle + "no" in red text
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social
I advocate for being kind to annoying pests for entirely selfless reasons that have nothing to do with my whole deal and how people generally react to my bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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ayshaufarah.bsky.social
My dad sent me this
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
the best mindless short form video genre is 'human befriends, names & just hangs out with wild creature sometimes'

lady whose goose friend lives at the park pond & shows up to her house sometimes for walkies & treats? content.
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
*slaps roof of image* you can fit so much fucking yuck in this bad boy
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25d
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
i wish i could say the word 'aunt' like 'aww-nt' & not like '🐜' without feeling weird & pretentious

i somehow avoided adopting 'warsh,' 'ruff,' 'crick,' & 'EYE-tal-yen' from the patois of the midwestern white, but '🐜' is still stuck to my tongue like a bur
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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thedanklark.bsky.social
A good way to tell someone has nothing valuable to contribute to a political discussion is if they’re still talking about “Bernie Bros” in 2025.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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moxiest.art
submitted for your approval: an ad to become a cop directly above a paragraph talking about one cop shooting another cop
A screenshot of a section of the quoted article. There is an for parole officers hiring directly above the following: According to CNN, investigators believe an ICE officer approached the suspect's car and smashed the window with their service weapon. CNN's source reported that it is believed the agent's weapon discharged while they attempted to grab the suspect, striking both the suspect and a deputy U.S. Marshal.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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elivalley.bsky.social
The newspaper that mainstreamed Chris Rufo, Ben Shapiro, Bari Weiss, and Charlie Kirk renews its calls to meet fascists halfway:
NYT tweet: In @nytopinion The antidote to our polarized politics “is a creative, re-energized political center,” the Times editorial board writes. https://x.com/nytimes/status/1980486711332286887
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
these social parasites should prolly look up 'noblesse oblige' while they still have their heads.
banditelli.org Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · Oct 17
Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
New York's Richest Ask 'how Dare He?' as Mamdani Closes In on City Hall The city's 1% realize their influence is waning: It's hard to be chill and relaxed' It was just after finishing a set of pelvic floor exercises that a Pilates instructor on the Upper East Side recently brought up one of the least popular men in the neighborhood: New York City mayoral front-runner Zohran Mamdani,. All of a sudden the class, which costs $50 a pop, became something of a political confab. In between sets, some women strategized about helping former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who they see as more palatable, pull off an upset. Others gushed about a recent New York Post cover depicting Gov. Kathy Hochul, who had recently endorsed Mamdani, as a devotee of Mao Zedong. New York's richest residents can't stop talking about Mamdani, the Democratic nominee. To many of the city's uber-wealthy, his sustained popularity has been a shock. The 33-year-old, self. described Democratic Socialist is the overwhelming favorite to win City Hall next month, on a platform that includes free buses and free child care--programs that, the moneyed are well aware, somebody needs to shell out for. "I hope Mamdani is going to give out free Xanax," said Caroline Leventhal, a lifelong Upper East sider who co-founded 'Mic'd and Medicated," a podcast that dissects the lifestyle of cosmetic surgeries and private ski instructors. "It's hard to be chill and relaxed."
October 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
my ISP is having a network outage, so i used my phone's hotspot today for the 1st time since switching carriers nearly 3 years ago

heavens to betsy, it's so much faster than my regular home wifi connection
[screenshot of google's internet speed test tool in dark mode, mid-download testing, showing a download speed on the connection being tested (which happens to be a fucking hotspot of all things) of 285.3 megabits per second]
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
let's check back here in 2-3 years' time & see how many end up claiming they've 'always been against the genocide' by then.
diplomatofnight.com Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · Oct 15
Both of them are likely to run in /2028 and so is Harris and Pete Buttigieg.

So far we have

Harris: says it's an open question whether Israel committed genocide

Pete: Says would recognize Palestine, limit arms to Israel

Booker: Asking me questions about Netanyahu is racist and bad

Newsom: ????
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
weren't we promised a future of flying cars, robot butlers & ample leisure time?

looks like capitalism ain't gonna get us there. #FALGSC
novicsara.bsky.social Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · Oct 3
Everything is too expensive and you can be kidnapped off the streets or shot by a bigot at any moment; you can't go to the doctor or get a vaccine or read certain books or learn history or speak a language other than English but hey at least a computer will drink a lake to talk to your kid for you
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
cromulentprole.bsky.social
itt:
rampant strawmanning of left positions? ✔️
conspiracy theorizing? ✔️
ignoring real world barriers to ballot casting? ✔️
responding to good faith counterpoints & critique w/ insults? ✔️
blaming electoral outcomes on people w/0 institutional power? ✔️...
[screenshot of bsky post] Florida Chris • @ chrislongview dot bsky dot social | 4h | Joined Jul '23 all of this is happening because some stupid, lazy, and selfish people refused to vote for Kamala Harris. [/screenshot]
October 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM