TV’s Tom Kite
@craftylefty2126.bsky.social
Stay the hell out of my locker. Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/golf/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
Pinned
Apologies in advance, but if you click the button to follow me and you haven't posted anything yet, it's an instablock. In the online snitch era, I'm simply not risking it.
lol get fucked
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
lol get fucked
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the post-Jordan Chicago Bulls
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
the post-Jordan Chicago Bulls
Once had a Mizzou shirt I got for free in college that had mountains on it and I have no idea why. No Rocky Mountain Tigers alumni logo, nothing. Just Mizzou and mountains.
I hope TJ Maxx never goes away because where else can you find treasures like this tumbler that connects VFLs to…..cacti?
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Once had a Mizzou shirt I got for free in college that had mountains on it and I have no idea why. No Rocky Mountain Tigers alumni logo, nothing. Just Mizzou and mountains.
I’m playing this game and it sucks!
time to play everyone’s favorite game, “exhausted or getting sick again”
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m playing this game and it sucks!
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it’s migraine inducing to realize people like Will don’t comprehend that candidates are trying to convince people they can help improve their lives and that they have the skills and knowledge to do that
at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
it’s migraine inducing to realize people like Will don’t comprehend that candidates are trying to convince people they can help improve their lives and that they have the skills and knowledge to do that
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
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Kick it you doofus
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Kick it you doofus
Chicago excellence
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Chicago excellence
Laying this Kelce shit on thick for a guy who probably isn’t even retiring
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Laying this Kelce shit on thick for a guy who probably isn’t even retiring
Uncle Sherm looking dapper as hell tonight
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Uncle Sherm looking dapper as hell tonight
Lions in a giving mood this holiday season
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Lions in a giving mood this holiday season
As it turned out, 2.5 seconds was an overestimation.
December 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
As it turned out, 2.5 seconds was an overestimation.
About to give @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com his birthday super kicks for every year of life he’s made it through. The true reason for the season.
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
About to give @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com his birthday super kicks for every year of life he’s made it through. The true reason for the season.
Imagine spending Christmas Eve like this
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Imagine spending Christmas Eve like this
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
“We hope this message finds you well.”
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“We hope this message finds you well.”
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
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60 minutes is a gateway drug to Frontline. From there it's a slippery slope to ProPublica. Eventually, they are on the streets trading sex for independent journalism.
Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
60 minutes is a gateway drug to Frontline. From there it's a slippery slope to ProPublica. Eventually, they are on the streets trading sex for independent journalism.
Time for your warm glass of milk and a warm blanket, grandpa. Fuck yeah, Niners.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Time for your warm glass of milk and a warm blanket, grandpa. Fuck yeah, Niners.
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It’s not my thing, but I’m happy for the people for whom it’s very much their thing that Big Jim keeps making them.
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It’s not my thing, but I’m happy for the people for whom it’s very much their thing that Big Jim keeps making them.
Just checking in to see how this is holding up, Sally. I’ll hang up and listen.
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just checking in to see how this is holding up, Sally. I’ll hang up and listen.
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UPDATE: in point of fact there is not an innocent explanation for this.
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
UPDATE: in point of fact there is not an innocent explanation for this.