Some turkey, hollering MIZ
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Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/PGA/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
Hey, somebody’s gonna score an upset today. Why not us?
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey, somebody’s gonna score an upset today. Why not us?
The fucking president’s hissy fit cost this city one of its best organic grocers. They had a staffed delivery business, too. Fuck this, man. www.columbiamissourian.com/news/local/r...
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The fucking president’s hissy fit cost this city one of its best organic grocers. They had a staffed delivery business, too. Fuck this, man. www.columbiamissourian.com/news/local/r...
A par 5 when it sees Matt Zollers put a peg in the turf
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A par 5 when it sees Matt Zollers put a peg in the turf
Eli coming through with the most important info:
How’s Matt Zollers swing it?
How’s Matt Zollers swing it?
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eli coming through with the most important info:
How’s Matt Zollers swing it?
How’s Matt Zollers swing it?
I vastly prefer a priority tee-time setup to charging too much more per round for non-members, but there's a compromise in there somewhere. I just wish more people had the chance to play some of the higher-end courses over here without it costing a mortgage payment. Like this, for example:
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I vastly prefer a priority tee-time setup to charging too much more per round for non-members, but there's a compromise in there somewhere. I just wish more people had the chance to play some of the higher-end courses over here without it costing a mortgage payment. Like this, for example:
I hear it’s “higher ed staff in comfy golf attire” hours on this website
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I hear it’s “higher ed staff in comfy golf attire” hours on this website
The people, they yearn for DENNIS
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The people, they yearn for DENNIS
Golf Channel really innovating in the dick pill ad space
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Golf Channel really innovating in the dick pill ad space
Game fucking 7
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Game fucking 7
Buddy, I am dying for a vintage Mad Max performance tonight. MIZ for life.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Buddy, I am dying for a vintage Mad Max performance tonight. MIZ for life.
Hail to the king, baby
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hail to the king, baby
Golf. Like this, but less fancy. nwscdn.com/media/catalo...
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Golf. Like this, but less fancy. nwscdn.com/media/catalo...
“WE MUST RETAKE THE BISON DELE UPTOWN DEE DELLE DELI”
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“WE MUST RETAKE THE BISON DELE UPTOWN DEE DELLE DELI”
Story goes that during a Mizzou-ISU game way back when, the sideline phones got crossed signals, so each team could hear the other’s coaches, I believe. Ended up playing for a phone every year since.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Story goes that during a Mizzou-ISU game way back when, the sideline phones got crossed signals, so each team could hear the other’s coaches, I believe. Ended up playing for a phone every year since.
18-team auction draft fantasy NBA league. Here's how I shook out. Away we go.
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
18-team auction draft fantasy NBA league. Here's how I shook out. Away we go.
The horror
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The horror
Friends, hello
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Friends, hello
See y’all on the other side
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
See y’all on the other side
Ready to rumble, etc.
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ready to rumble, etc.