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she/her - "an enormous, undifferentiated object" - puget sound interloper and stranger that came down from rocky top - long time hater, first time lover - 🍊🔱
NBC putting the NBA ASG at 6 pm ET so they can show Olympic broadcasts on tape delay is a low key nasty piece of work
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
objectively insane finish bestie
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
two time daytona winner michael mcdowell because he waited for a caution while the field cycled is the stupidest timeline
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
the drivers are asking to liberate themselves from the misery they're causing; this struggle is NASCAR's main appeal over F1
February 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
bubba wallace in first with 80 to go? bubba wallace in first with 80 to go after the big one tonite queen?
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
love how this era of college football is the SEC and Big Ten pushing to get 37 billion teams in the playoff, the ACC and Big XII being the poor guy in his repossessed car driving off from the tow truck, and the other six conferences working suspiciously like a Ponzi scheme to take entrance fee money
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
the biggest haters are the only real lovers in the world
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
it really is true that you can be so F1 brained that you're looking for a purple sector on the Olympic broadcast graphics
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
everyone will hate the idea that this is broadly true, but he's America's Mishima at this point
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
imagine having Thurman Thomas at RB1 and thinking "man, if only we had someone that good next year" and then getting this nuclear explosion of a season
thinking about Barry Sanders’ 1988 game log, staring blankly into the middle distance for a long time
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'm from Appalachia; if you're eating a regional staple or dessert that hasn't already been exported nationally (Mountain Dew, Moon Pies), God is actively frowning upon you
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i don't want to see that virginia twink do a backflip! i want to see scandinavians in uniqlo throw rocks on ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
ain't even gonna lie: me from a few years ago absolutely would've tried this if i were an olympic athlete
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
also, to bolt on to this point: sometimes you just have to understand when something is not *for you*.

I don't really listen to Bad Bunny at all, but it's for a lot of people who aren't me and don't look like me, and that is absolutely fine and also the point from the NFL's perspective
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Katie
TR’s man in the arena speech is the ultimate “they’re cooking you in the group chat, pussy” indicator
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
hometown boy from the suburb of yakima
[Breer] Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald on Cooper Kupp: “This should cement him in the Hall of Fame, in my opinion.” twitter.com/AlbertBreer/...
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
ain't gonna sit here and tell you I got my Will Campbell eval perfect from the draft last year, but "doesn't have a long kick step and plays too high" bit him in the ass in one of the worst ways I've ever seen tonight
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
in the 12 months I've adopted Seattle teams as my own, they've gotten within eight outs of a World Series and won a Super Bowl; I'm afraid I might actually be a good luck charm
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
why is it that TV and film directors are scared of shadows and audio mastering? these all look incredible sterile once you actually watch them
Apple TV has stuff called "The Lost Bus" on here. that isn't real. if I click play I'm being sent to another dimension
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
we are god's children and he has left us in a hot car
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
everyone is getting mad at the ski jump guys for injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises for performance enhancement and not thinking about how they probably have dicks that look like this now
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Katie
Mac Forehand is a great name
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
never be afraid to be great
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
would absolutely die to see a CFP first round game in the Fargodome as unlikely as it is
Can also confirm that NDSU has been in meaningful talks with the Mountain West for the last few weeks. Dunno if it gets done this weekend or not, but the financial situation for NDSU has certainly changed compared to like, four months ago. They found *money*
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
this is the kind of stuff they were doing at 8 PM on the dot before Jim Ross yelled out "WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW" in the mic while enough pyro to blast through a WWII German division lit up the entire arena like the Sun
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM