Katie
@katesofheaven.bsky.social
she/her - "an enormous, undifferentiated object" - puget sound interloper and stranger that came down from rocky top - long time hater, first time lover - 🍊🔱
got the "didn't let the cork on the $10 moscato fly off into space" award, kissed a girl, did good
happy new year
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
got the "didn't let the cork on the $10 moscato fly off into space" award, kissed a girl, did good
happy new year
happy new year
they got them in the piledriver these days on tigerdroppings
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
they got them in the piledriver these days on tigerdroppings
yeah I ain't gonna lie moving from Tennessee to Washington state felt a lot (but not exactly) like this.
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again.
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You’re not supposed to live like this
This is a story about Texas.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
yeah I ain't gonna lie moving from Tennessee to Washington state felt a lot (but not exactly) like this.
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
re: Lane Kiffin
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
re: Lane Kiffin
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
we gotta lead the country in games where someone who played for the opponent is on the commentary team and cannot hide bias
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
we gotta lead the country in games where someone who played for the opponent is on the commentary team and cannot hide bias
you gotta put Tim Banks a plane ticket to wherever he wants to go tonight and tell him don't come back
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you gotta put Tim Banks a plane ticket to wherever he wants to go tonight and tell him don't come back
someone's gotta put that little fuck in the dirt and keep him there
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
someone's gotta put that little fuck in the dirt and keep him there
conservatives are pioneering a grammar I like to call Grandpa Standard English
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
conservatives are pioneering a grammar I like to call Grandpa Standard English
does anyone on this show actually know LSU and Ole Miss hate each other or are we just fully into brandslop now (I already know the answer)
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
does anyone on this show actually know LSU and Ole Miss hate each other or are we just fully into brandslop now (I already know the answer)
you have to admit it was extremely impressive for mark carney to be both canadian prime minister and also get five wins out of *that* kent state team
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
you have to admit it was extremely impressive for mark carney to be both canadian prime minister and also get five wins out of *that* kent state team
if we lose to vanderbilt i am self-immolating on the spot
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
if we lose to vanderbilt i am self-immolating on the spot
can arch stop making things 42 million percent harder on himself than he would if he just threw when the throw was supposed to be thrown
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
can arch stop making things 42 million percent harder on himself than he would if he just threw when the throw was supposed to be thrown
ok maybe trying to explain "if it were 1990" bowl scenarios is perhaps not the most productive visualization
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ok maybe trying to explain "if it were 1990" bowl scenarios is perhaps not the most productive visualization
proud that I no longer eat exactly like this
man closet me was eating...exactly like post-transition me is
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
proud that I no longer eat exactly like this
a rivalry that almost never fails
I'm not saying it's the most historic rivalry, but the Egg Bowl is, for my money, the most entertaining one. when they both have a competitive team it's probably as hate-filled as Bama-Auburn
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a rivalry that almost never fails
I date the prettiest girl on earth
Girl who’s still ready to come off the bench for a clutch pinch hit AB
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I date the prettiest girl on earth
I am so tired of nepobabies in literally every single industry
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am so tired of nepobabies in literally every single industry
Reposted by Katie
this site when it comes to politics and breaking news is essentially blueanon people attempting to give themselves an anxiety disorder
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this site when it comes to politics and breaking news is essentially blueanon people attempting to give themselves an anxiety disorder
gonna do like the NASCAR folks do and just post the 1975-2003 point system but for college football. i'm gonna be building the bowl poll again and talk about who gets the rose bowl invite this year.
the world has left me behind, so i shall leave it just as much!
the world has left me behind, so i shall leave it just as much!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
gonna do like the NASCAR folks do and just post the 1975-2003 point system but for college football. i'm gonna be building the bowl poll again and talk about who gets the rose bowl invite this year.
the world has left me behind, so i shall leave it just as much!
the world has left me behind, so i shall leave it just as much!
it is going to be approximately 15 million degrees in Stillwater with tornadoes every other day when whoever is designated to be there arrives
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it is going to be approximately 15 million degrees in Stillwater with tornadoes every other day when whoever is designated to be there arrives
Reposted by Katie
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
"Kaiir Elam to the Titans" as a pop-up notification on my phone is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever gotten a notification for
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Kaiir Elam to the Titans" as a pop-up notification on my phone is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever gotten a notification for
the PS2 NCAA/Madden engine was always the best of the lot, so you best believe I want NCAA 06 with mods and new texture packs
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the PS2 NCAA/Madden engine was always the best of the lot, so you best believe I want NCAA 06 with mods and new texture packs
they don't make SEC games like they used to
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
they don't make SEC games like they used to
Reposted by Katie
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”