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Katie
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she/her - tennessee born cascadiamaxxer - long time hater, first time lover
just realized I haven't taken a picture of myself since May. we are in entirely unheard of levels of dysphoria
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
have been watching a lot of Katrina stuff recently and "we're not here to feed you" by the emergency manager who oversaw the Superdome shelter is about the most American thing I can think of
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
me typing in all lower case at 35 years old
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
NFL coaches need to be put in a blender
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
crossing routes against quarters are kind of one of those things that work really well if you give your QB time. it's just most teams pair quarters with really aggressive front seven packages and the Packers just uh, didn't there
Jalen Hurts throws deep for a touchdown. Interesting coverage there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
....why did he field that punt lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
honest to God scoreless at halftime; God is crying
HALFTIME: No score just yet.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
no no it's fine, totally normal to have to play Russian roulette with your credit because the government thought health insurance was too woke
Because many struggle with math…
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
don't really know why I have to hear about a lady who abused her miniscule amount of power in a tiny Kentucky county as a kind of personal Thermopylae for a decade at this point
As I explained when Davis' lawyers filed this petition, there was virtually no chance that the Supreme Court would seriously consider her case. I doubt there are five votes to overturn Obergefell—but if there were, this case does not present a clean vehicle for doing so. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Sudden Panic That SCOTUS Might Overturn Marriage Equality Misses the Real Threat
Kim Davis’ case will not be the vehicle the court uses to eradicate the equal dignity of same-sex couples.
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
much as social theorists state that oligarchy is the ultimate endgame of any social organization, the ultimate end state of any trans group chat is that it will become devoted solely to Magic The Gathering
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Reposted by Katie
"Are there even any-" it doesn't matter. Banning the few trans athletes isn't the point. The point, from Trump's ban on trans people in government to Britain's bathroom ban to Newsom's sports ban, is to make sure everyone knows trans women are OTHER and to act accordingly to us in their daily lives.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
miss that drive from roughly Greeneville to roughly the Jefferson/Cocke County line. would be really pretty to take today to see the snowcaps on the mountains. well, except for the "I'm not going there as a trans woman" bit
🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 10 at 7:06AM EST until November 11 at 7:00AM EST by NWS Morristown TN 🚨
Additional Details Here.(1/2)
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"there will be no lasting effects from gallbladder removal"

the humble small intestine:
a man is standing next to a white car in a desert .
ALT: a man is standing next to a white car in a desert .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
they're gonna Lucy that fucking football in the playoffs like always but at least this time it won't look quite so inept
Touchdown Kimani Vidal! Chargers lead 22-3.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
his name is really Ladd McConkey huh
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
my Facebook is flooded with complaints about 300 to 1000 percent increases in health insurance premiums and now I guess all those people are kinda SOL?

like... how does anyone actually go to the doctor anymore after that?
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Katie
'Chuck Schumer' is a function, more than an individual, in the same way that 'Joe Manchin' and 'Hakeem Jeffries' are functions. If you manage to depose any one particular Chuck Schumer, two new Schumers will grow hydra-like from their seat.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me too big dog
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
at first, you think "democrats are more invested in not winning than winning" and think it's perhaps a bit too reflexive, because every political party should want to win. but, no, they actually do not like winning and prefer being perpetual victims to fundraise on
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
28-0 seahawks 15 minutes in lmaooooooooo
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
getting a proverbial shotgun blast to the face when I heard a 1980s NASCAR driver use the word "memetic" when referring to him and the things his father passed down to him
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
it's time to Katiemax: putting on a college football game while I try to make a not-Tulsa in Cities:Skylines
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
gonna be a lot of discourse this week about the 12th playoff spot and I think it's vital that if we do have to have this stupid system, there must be *some* access granted to a G5 team. Brands are only Brands in contrast to something
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
have had overtime for 30 years and we still gotta explain it. we need to either just play another quarter or get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM