BoarOnTheFloor
@boarish.bsky.social
Widely considered the world’s foremost Boston Common Ballfrogs aficionado. WTGL brand ambassador. Euro Ryder Cup Team emotional consultant. Lawyer (not helpful). Multi-time dog foster failure. Lover.
The bluesky golf club will only serve my interests if we can recruit a golf weather guy. Kevin Roth seems to be just squatting on his account and I can’t read maps
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The bluesky golf club will only serve my interests if we can recruit a golf weather guy. Kevin Roth seems to be just squatting on his account and I can’t read maps
Look for most of us in the Sexiest Accounts on Bluesky, but our golf takes are here
Forgive me if I've left anyone off, but at the request of @dennycarter.bsky.social, here is the BlueSky Golf Chat Starter Pack that I curated and updated.
go.bsky.app/MwejS2V
go.bsky.app/MwejS2V
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Look for most of us in the Sexiest Accounts on Bluesky, but our golf takes are here
Both OWGR and I are officially declaring that we are anti-DEI (when LIV, and LIV only, does it)
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Both OWGR and I are officially declaring that we are anti-DEI (when LIV, and LIV only, does it)
OK, so Phoenix Open week being a Jordan Spieth week reminds me to ask the question that gnaws at me more than literally any question on earth, but...did Jordan stop loving his sister? I mean, his devotion to her was his entire personality for years and now nary a mention.
(I truly hope she is OK.)
(I truly hope she is OK.)
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
OK, so Phoenix Open week being a Jordan Spieth week reminds me to ask the question that gnaws at me more than literally any question on earth, but...did Jordan stop loving his sister? I mean, his devotion to her was his entire personality for years and now nary a mention.
(I truly hope she is OK.)
(I truly hope she is OK.)
Officially declaring Hotterup’s run atop over. You absolutely cannot airball your tee shot at the spear and get my respect.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Officially declaring Hotterup’s run atop over. You absolutely cannot airball your tee shot at the spear and get my respect.
Matt Rife over on the other app spending his night trolling and punching down on random anon users. Matt Rife was built in a lab for this exact moment in comedy
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Matt Rife over on the other app spending his night trolling and punching down on random anon users. Matt Rife was built in a lab for this exact moment in comedy
Results guy? Spreadsheets guy? Trump is getting into the best ball space
Bongino: "Mr President, I want to thank you for the opportunity. The past year has been absolutely incredible and you’re a results guy. You’re a spreadsheets guy... It was you so refreshing to work for someone who but cares about the numbers. It's probably your business background. But amazing job."
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Results guy? Spreadsheets guy? Trump is getting into the best ball space
Guys, when I asked where the comedians were at this moment, I didn’t mean Trevor Noah. Please don’t let this be a Trevor Noah moment. Begging, pleading
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Guys, when I asked where the comedians were at this moment, I didn’t mean Trevor Noah. Please don’t let this be a Trevor Noah moment. Begging, pleading
My wife crying while nude Justin Bieber sings a song about loving his wife, saying under her breath, “he’s so tortured.” I don’t think she knew I was next to her on the couch and it all feels foreboding
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
My wife crying while nude Justin Bieber sings a song about loving his wife, saying under her breath, “he’s so tortured.” I don’t think she knew I was next to her on the couch and it all feels foreboding
My take that TGL is the best prep for early season tour golf went from semi-bit to the real thing. You mean to tell me that the rowdy Sofi Center hasn’t prepared Justin Rose for this demolition?
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My take that TGL is the best prep for early season tour golf went from semi-bit to the real thing. You mean to tell me that the rowdy Sofi Center hasn’t prepared Justin Rose for this demolition?
Going back decades, I watch the royal rumble every year and almost without fail every year I wonder why I watched the royal rumble. But this year especially, why did I watch the royal rumble?
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Going back decades, I watch the royal rumble every year and almost without fail every year I wonder why I watched the royal rumble. But this year especially, why did I watch the royal rumble?
Returning from skiing to watch a TGL legend boat racing the field is peak west coast golf szn
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Returning from skiing to watch a TGL legend boat racing the field is peak west coast golf szn
What’s really special about this moment in history is that there are a bunch of NFL reporters on Elon Musk’s website asking about an NFL owner’s association with Jeff Epstein with zero sense of how fucking stupid and hypocritical that might be. And many of the are on here, which I find weird.
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What’s really special about this moment in history is that there are a bunch of NFL reporters on Elon Musk’s website asking about an NFL owner’s association with Jeff Epstein with zero sense of how fucking stupid and hypocritical that might be. And many of the are on here, which I find weird.
Ok so Shrinking is just going to abuse us with comedy and pain this season (even more than usual), huh? That premiere was…yeah. I need a beat
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Ok so Shrinking is just going to abuse us with comedy and pain this season (even more than usual), huh? That premiere was…yeah. I need a beat
Okay so if the comedians aren’t in the Epstein files…where the fuck are they?
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Okay so if the comedians aren’t in the Epstein files…where the fuck are they?
Reposting without reading (though I’m sure Eamon is great per usual). Need more golf journos on here
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Reposting without reading (though I’m sure Eamon is great per usual). Need more golf journos on here
Jake Tapper, coming to the strong defense of his former CNN colleague and actual action pursuer, Don Lemon, by performing Objective Journalism (TM) and not actually offering an opinion of his own. Nobody meets the moment quite like the CNN team!
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Jake Tapper, coming to the strong defense of his former CNN colleague and actual action pursuer, Don Lemon, by performing Objective Journalism (TM) and not actually offering an opinion of his own. Nobody meets the moment quite like the CNN team!
I think my hottest golf take is that Ludvig would be better at golf if he played better golf in round one.
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I think my hottest golf take is that Ludvig would be better at golf if he played better golf in round one.
The last week of vibes only DFS picks for the Farmers Open:
9-10k: Aberg
8-9k: Homa (shut up)
7-8k: Haotong
Punt(ish): SH Kim
Check back next week for vibes only picks for Phoenix.
9-10k: Aberg
8-9k: Homa (shut up)
7-8k: Haotong
Punt(ish): SH Kim
Check back next week for vibes only picks for Phoenix.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The last week of vibes only DFS picks for the Farmers Open:
9-10k: Aberg
8-9k: Homa (shut up)
7-8k: Haotong
Punt(ish): SH Kim
Check back next week for vibes only picks for Phoenix.
9-10k: Aberg
8-9k: Homa (shut up)
7-8k: Haotong
Punt(ish): SH Kim
Check back next week for vibes only picks for Phoenix.
Gotta be OJ Simpson. Threw away such a promising acting career.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Gotta be OJ Simpson. Threw away such a promising acting career.
Patrick Reed typically acts like *the* most entitled golfer and is willing to put his (extremely fragile) ego aside to try to get back to the Tour. Meanwhile, Bryson is doing what this is on tiktok.
LIV is rightfully getting chopped to pieces
www.tiktok.com/@brysondecha...
LIV is rightfully getting chopped to pieces
www.tiktok.com/@brysondecha...
How life feels right now… #golf #fyp
TikTok video by Bryson DeChambeau
www.tiktok.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Patrick Reed typically acts like *the* most entitled golfer and is willing to put his (extremely fragile) ego aside to try to get back to the Tour. Meanwhile, Bryson is doing what this is on tiktok.
LIV is rightfully getting chopped to pieces
www.tiktok.com/@brysondecha...
LIV is rightfully getting chopped to pieces
www.tiktok.com/@brysondecha...
Begging, pleading a bluesky golf account to be the first to break the Patrick Reed news. I assume Justine has a burner on here. Someone pay her $47 for the scoop
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Begging, pleading a bluesky golf account to be the first to break the Patrick Reed news. I assume Justine has a burner on here. Someone pay her $47 for the scoop
Surely my wife will be happy to hear all about my California trip. The photos of her giving me various facial expressions while shoveling for three days shows me she was thinking of me
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Surely my wife will be happy to hear all about my California trip. The photos of her giving me various facial expressions while shoveling for three days shows me she was thinking of me
Experiencing sports fandom for the first time on the west coast, getting to watch my team at noon is pure bliss. And yet, I fear that I’m going to spend the entire time trying to convince the LA bartender to buy a TV so I can watch the game.
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Experiencing sports fandom for the first time on the west coast, getting to watch my team at noon is pure bliss. And yet, I fear that I’m going to spend the entire time trying to convince the LA bartender to buy a TV so I can watch the game.
Dem politicians that use bluesky to yell at the president annoy me even more than the pols that stay silent. Who are you even talking to, my dude?
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Dem politicians that use bluesky to yell at the president annoy me even more than the pols that stay silent. Who are you even talking to, my dude?