Count Bobula
@countbobula.bsky.social
Ex-lawyer, ex-teacher, ex-Texan, current accountant. Mostly here to lurk. He/him
Things my kid has said that are gonna stick with me for a bit: “Milk looks like ghost juice.”
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Things my kid has said that are gonna stick with me for a bit: “Milk looks like ghost juice.”
DOG MAN UNLEASHED is a rare book where the hero defeats the villain by devouring his soul, causing his utter cessation of existence. So it’s kind of like Elric.
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
DOG MAN UNLEASHED is a rare book where the hero defeats the villain by devouring his soul, causing his utter cessation of existence. So it’s kind of like Elric.
Opinions I did not know I had before today: Sluggo would absolutely be Tetsuo in the Nancy adaptation of Akira.
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Opinions I did not know I had before today: Sluggo would absolutely be Tetsuo in the Nancy adaptation of Akira.
Tired: Long-Furby
Inspired: Tall-Cheat
Inspired: Tall-Cheat
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Tired: Long-Furby
Inspired: Tall-Cheat
Inspired: Tall-Cheat
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
So this shirt I got from Dowdy Studio in Dallas is awesome … but I also thought I ghost was staring at me from the backyard when I did the dishes tonight.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
So this shirt I got from Dowdy Studio in Dallas is awesome … but I also thought I ghost was staring at me from the backyard when I did the dishes tonight.
Hi, I’m asthma and pine pollen
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hi, I’m asthma and pine pollen
Nobody:
Henry Kissinger if he had worked on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack: “The Realpolitik Blues”
Henry Kissinger if he had worked on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack: “The Realpolitik Blues”
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nobody:
Henry Kissinger if he had worked on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack: “The Realpolitik Blues”
Henry Kissinger if he had worked on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack: “The Realpolitik Blues”
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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therapy should be free (1/2)
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
therapy should be free (1/2)
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Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
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Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
Takashi Miike Nelson and his robot pals.
That’s it, that’s the joke.
That’s it, that’s the joke.
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Takashi Miike Nelson and his robot pals.
That’s it, that’s the joke.
That’s it, that’s the joke.
You will never be as metal as the mom who won the Mortal Kombat tournament with her newborn in her arms, and that’s okay. None of us will.
www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto
A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.
www.dexerto.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You will never be as metal as the mom who won the Mortal Kombat tournament with her newborn in her arms, and that’s okay. None of us will.
www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
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On this day in Horror History, C.H.U.D. II: BUD THE CHUD was released in 1989.
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
On this day in Horror History, C.H.U.D. II: BUD THE CHUD was released in 1989.
Improvisers are so impatient. No matter what I say to them, they just go “Yes, and?”
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Improvisers are so impatient. No matter what I say to them, they just go “Yes, and?”
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CHOTINER: You say you've busted out mad -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: BEATS!
CHOTINER: You've said you want to stay real to the -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: STREETS!
CHOTINER: You're famously close with the Dalai -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: LAMA!
CHOTINER: But didn't he take CIA money?
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: NO COMMENT!
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: BEATS!
CHOTINER: You've said you want to stay real to the -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: STREETS!
CHOTINER: You're famously close with the Dalai -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: LAMA!
CHOTINER: But didn't he take CIA money?
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: NO COMMENT!
September 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
CHOTINER: You say you've busted out mad -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: BEATS!
CHOTINER: You've said you want to stay real to the -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: STREETS!
CHOTINER: You're famously close with the Dalai -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: LAMA!
CHOTINER: But didn't he take CIA money?
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: NO COMMENT!
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: BEATS!
CHOTINER: You've said you want to stay real to the -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: STREETS!
CHOTINER: You're famously close with the Dalai -
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: LAMA!
CHOTINER: But didn't he take CIA money?
AD-ROCK AND MIKE D: NO COMMENT!
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Our medieval curator Alison Ray introduces Rawlinson Bodleian Library MS. Rawl. D. 252...a 15th Century necromancer's journal.
This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer.
#MedievalMonday
This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer.
#MedievalMonday
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our medieval curator Alison Ray introduces Rawlinson Bodleian Library MS. Rawl. D. 252...a 15th Century necromancer's journal.
This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer.
#MedievalMonday
This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer.
#MedievalMonday
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Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
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Mr. Wiggles always gets pretty excited about trips to the dog park.
August 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mr. Wiggles always gets pretty excited about trips to the dog park.