Count Bobula
countbobula.bsky.social
Count Bobula
@countbobula.bsky.social
Ex-lawyer, ex-teacher, ex-Texan, current accountant. Mostly here to lurk. He/him
This isn’t really the point, but for a while my kid was obsessed with the Ghostbusters theme and listened to it on Spotify enough times to put him in the top 0.05% of listeners that year. I can only imagine a pager going off in a forgotten drawer in Ray Parker Jr‘s house.
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I can’t help but think about how Frank’s about to plug himself in the arm there
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Elon got Jebbed
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Texas Penal Code 30.05 is looking very nervous all of a sudden
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
That’s Brennan Lee Mulligan’s man-baby character all grown up
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Are there any sources for this so far other than Meidas Touch?
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Why did it make him look like Andrew Tate?
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
There are so many more and better things to call them out on than their weight. so many things. You see some unhinged thug screaming at someone for filming them and threaten to arrest them, and your first reaction is to say “lol, he fat?” Fucking seriously?
January 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
They trimmed the title down from “Again the Punisher mishegoss! Matt, bubbeleh, you’re such a good lawyer and I’m so glad you’re liking that Krav Maga class, but you’re a blind man and he’s got a gun. He’s the one guy you shouldn’t be fighting.”
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Are we sure this isn’t in the Skeksis castle?
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If anyone can get us there, I’m sure it’s Pam Bondi
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
He does go to AA. I don’t know if he outs himself as Iron Man there, but decades later his AA sponsor is heading up his own super-team (“The Order,” I think) as part of the 50-state initiative.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
In addition to the message, it’s nice to see that Ignatius J Reilly got his act together and is holding down a job.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
And the name of that bar is the Neutral Milk Hotel
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Frodo in Rivendell, immediately after Bilbo makes the scary face and tries to grab the Ring.
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fellowship: Gandalf quietly mutters “fuck” and does a facepalm after “Melon” works

Towers: Aragorn when he kicks the helmet, or, if that’s too cliche, Gimli when he falls off the horse

RotK: Bilbo the very end, after Frodo tells him he “lost” the ring
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hell, there *is* no bus that goes from my place to my kid’s school.
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM