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Count Bobula
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Ex-lawyer, ex-teacher, ex-Texan, current accountant. Mostly here to lurk. He/him
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Opinions I did not know I had before today: Sluggo would absolutely be Tetsuo in the Nancy adaptation of Akira.
A drawing of comic strip characters Nancy and Sluggo on a futuristic motorcycle reminiscent of Kaneda’s in Akira.
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Tired: Long-Furby

Inspired: Tall-Cheat
A “Kick the Cheat” doll from Homestar Runner, leaning against a chair and wearing my kid’s pajama pants.
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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So this shirt I got from Dowdy Studio in Dallas is awesome … but I also thought I ghost was staring at me from the backyard when I did the dishes tonight.
A white-on-black t-shirt from Dowdy Studio in Dallas, showing an anthropomorphic donut styling its hair. The reflection of a man wearing a black-and-white t-shirt looking out on a dark night, such that the cartoon donut on the shirt looks like a ghost.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
Poster showing a robot cop with a gun, against a postapocalyptic background. Top text reads “Judge. Jury. Executioner.” Title of the film: “R.O.T.O.R.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Jonathan Harris as Doctor Smith from Lost In Space (1965).
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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“Florence Craye ran her Powered by the Apocalypse homebrew the other night, Jeeves. Have you played PbtA, Jeeves?” “I have not yet had the pleasure, sir.” “Nor have I, Jeeves. Not a twenty-sider to be had. One would think dice technology hadn’t advanced since the days of Parker Brothers.” I took a harrowed sip of my energy drink. “I tried to roll initiative and was called an ‘incurable gamist.’” “Most distressing, sir.” “Give Bertram Wooster dungeons, Jeeves. Give him dragons. Give him dice by the handful. I’m a simple man, Jeeves.” “Yes, sir.”
March 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.
Jabberjaw and the Neptunes, specifically the 2001 reimagining of them as a Ska Band when Toonami was doing that kind of thing. Left to right in the front row: Shelly, a woman in jeans and a tank top, playing bass and doing a high kick. Clamhead, a man in jean shorts a green t-shirt, kneeling and playing the trumpet. Biff, a man in tan chinos and a blue polo shirt, singing lead vocals and playing guitar. Bubbles, a woman in a poodle skirt playing the keyboard. In the back row is Jabberjaw himself, a great white shark with a soul patch and nose ring. He’s the drummer. I swear this thing is real.
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“Mountain Merman Love Connection” in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Drawing of a sad/neutral face on a tile wall.
December 29, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Left to right: Strong Sad, Strong Bad, and Strong Mad, from Homestar Runner
December 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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“You will Be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits
The Galaxy Trio, from the old Hannah-Barbera cartoon. Left to right: Vapor Man (a green-and-blue alien who can turn into clouds), Gravity Girl (a red-headed white woman in a purple jumpsuit, who can turn gravity on or off), Meteor Man (a brown-skinned alien with pointy elf ears who is just kinda big).
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Adult actor playing a red-headed child with drawn-on freckles in an in-fiction telenovela from Arrested Development. It looks for all the world like they just took the wig from this for Nathan Filion to wear in the Superman movie.
December 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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The best thing about that show, a thing I unironically like about it, was Glen Shadix’s performance as the voice of Nimbar, the “legally not Zordon” character. Glen Shadix was a national damn treasure.
A cheap “headquarters hidden within a cave” set, with a large, pink, pulsating slime-creature that prominently featured. This was Nimbar, the sassy “legally not Zordon” of the series Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills. Voiced by Glen Shadix (who was in so many Tim Burton movies), Nimbar was a tired, lazy, sassy, camp character who held the main characters in quiet contempt. He was the best part of the show.
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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But for peak “the Power Rangers we have at home” energy, you need these guys.
Promotional image for “Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills,” prominently featuring four American Gladiators-style wrestlers in cheap spandex and ill-fitting masks.
December 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek captain reveals who you want your best self to be.

Huh. Distressingly accurate.
Jabba the Hutt reclining in his gross slime chair The Pakled King, putting on the biggest crown and about to smash stuff
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Okay, I did not have “Publisher’s Clearinghouse Scam” on today’s bingo card.
Image of a scam Bluesky account called maviswanckzy01.bsky.social. The profile text reads, “I just won a lottery of a huge amount so I’m willing to give out $30,000 to my first 1k followers due the covid 19 Pandemic ..JUST DM ‘MAVIS I FOLLOWED.’” I have blurred out the face associated with the profile since I have no idea who it is and am certain the scammers didn’t get that person’s permission.
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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My cat registers her complaints re: traveling out of town for Thanksgiving
My cat, rolling around on the carpet, swatting at me with her paws.
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
The Lexx, from the eponymous series. You could never really tell if it was supposed to be a dragonfly or a dick and balls or both.
November 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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A companion piece to Old Dry Keith.
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as “Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
November 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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“Virtual abutters’ meeting” in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
November 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Local grocery store magazine really feels like it’s promising a free dog.
Issue of TODAY’S SENIOR, with a picture of a puppy on the cover. Next to the puppy are the words “FREE, courtesy of our advertisers.”
November 13, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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My cat is peak gremlin
My cat, lying on her back and grabbing my sleeve with her claws, her mouth open to reveal her pointy teeth. Extreme closeup my my cat’s derpy fang face.
November 13, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
The T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics saying “Hah hah ha! Yes!” like the Sickos meme.
November 12, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Hoplites in a half-shell, ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Teenage Mutant Spartan Turtles, in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
November 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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UNINVITED (dir. Greydon Clark, 1987)
A hammerhead shark transforms into some kind of goblin holding a rolling pin, which proceeds to pop out of the shark’s torso and roll a normal fish into a flat flounder. “Uninvited” is a movie about a weird monster cat that lives inside of another cat. That’s all I got here.
November 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM