Tom
@cornypastiche.bsky.social
Interests: 🍌Innuendo 🌌 #scifi 📺 Archive UK Television 👻 #Hauntology 💙 #Eurovision 🏳️🌈 #LGBTQIA + humour 🦶🏻 #naturism 🚲 #cycling 📰 #satire 💾 #Retro #Tech 🚫No Politics.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
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There can only be one
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
There can only be one
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MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY.
Pancake Spice was in the original Spice Girls line up but was sacked due to her singing being flat.
Pancake Spice was in the original Spice Girls line up but was sacked due to her singing being flat.
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY.
Pancake Spice was in the original Spice Girls line up but was sacked due to her singing being flat.
Pancake Spice was in the original Spice Girls line up but was sacked due to her singing being flat.
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You boy, what colour are you?
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You boy, what colour are you?
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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They don’t even look like this any more but I don’t care I’m reposting it again 9 years on
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They don’t even look like this any more but I don’t care I’m reposting it again 9 years on
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May your winter solstice rituals contain many high jinx.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
May your winter solstice rituals contain many high jinx.
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The Dalek' Christmas Plan! (some assembly required...)
And a Merry Christmas to all you at home 🎄💝
#DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Dalek #Treelek
And a Merry Christmas to all you at home 🎄💝
#DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Dalek #Treelek
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Dalek' Christmas Plan! (some assembly required...)
And a Merry Christmas to all you at home 🎄💝
#DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Dalek #Treelek
And a Merry Christmas to all you at home 🎄💝
#DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Dalek #Treelek
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OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
Coming in January! Premiere series! Sun-25-Jan 3:30pm GIVE US A CLUE (1985) Hosted by #MichaelParkinson with team captains #LionelBlair #UnaStubbs and a whole hosts of famous faces inc; #MelvynHayes #JoanSims #GloriaHunniford #MikeRead and many more! #TPTVsubtitles
Give Us A Clue Talking Pictures TV Sky 328 Freeview 82 Virgin 445 Freesat 306
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
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Just up on the Telegraph, a thorough and thoughtful piece about the wrongheaded policy changes at WAC. Thanks to Kate Murphy, @illuminations.bsky.social, @unamccormack.bsky.social and @marklewisohn.bsky.social for giving up their time. Gift link here
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/65a1031...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/65a1031...
The BBC scandal of 2025 that went unnoticed
The Written Archives Centre has closed its doors to the public, despite being funded by the licence fee
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just up on the Telegraph, a thorough and thoughtful piece about the wrongheaded policy changes at WAC. Thanks to Kate Murphy, @illuminations.bsky.social, @unamccormack.bsky.social and @marklewisohn.bsky.social for giving up their time. Gift link here
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/65a1031...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/65a1031...
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I have just purchased four candles from an olde-timey hardware shop. Nothing. Not a dickie bird. The country’s gone.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have just purchased four candles from an olde-timey hardware shop. Nothing. Not a dickie bird. The country’s gone.
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Ah, wrapping presents, that joyful annual ritual of repeatedly telling the sellotape to behave or fuck off.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ah, wrapping presents, that joyful annual ritual of repeatedly telling the sellotape to behave or fuck off.
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Bloody hell it was stressful watching myself on #CelebrityMastermind last night😅 Wasn’t sure I would do it at the end!🤣
Here I am with the trophy!😱🏆
Very happy to be able to support Furnishing Futures with my winnings - do check them out to see the amazing work they do! www.furnishingfutures.org
Here I am with the trophy!😱🏆
Very happy to be able to support Furnishing Futures with my winnings - do check them out to see the amazing work they do! www.furnishingfutures.org
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Bloody hell it was stressful watching myself on #CelebrityMastermind last night😅 Wasn’t sure I would do it at the end!🤣
Here I am with the trophy!😱🏆
Very happy to be able to support Furnishing Futures with my winnings - do check them out to see the amazing work they do! www.furnishingfutures.org
Here I am with the trophy!😱🏆
Very happy to be able to support Furnishing Futures with my winnings - do check them out to see the amazing work they do! www.furnishingfutures.org
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I went into the supermarket today.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I went into the supermarket today.
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Spending the rest of my evening with a whole lot of Fanny.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Spending the rest of my evening with a whole lot of Fanny.
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John Hurt as the Doctor facing The Moment but with Father Dougal‘s expression
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
John Hurt as the Doctor facing The Moment but with Father Dougal‘s expression
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I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”
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This sums it up well.
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This sums it up well.
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December 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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New from Gnomemart: Wrist Bike Bell.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
New from Gnomemart: Wrist Bike Bell.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.