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I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
*half a tub
My starter is a handful of Heroes while cooking
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*half a tub
I’m just cooking pigs in blankets and stuffing with roast potatoes and sprouts, I’m a adult now so I can just have the best parts
a man in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen and says no turkey ?
Alt: a man in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen and says no turkey ?
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December 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m just cooking pigs in blankets and stuffing with roast potatoes and sprouts, I’m a adult now so I can just have the best parts
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As is tradition this time of year, The Man's Daddy has some new jokes for you to print out and slip into your family's crackers. You get his new joke book here for a mere £5: www.patreon.com/c/mrbiffo/shop
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
As is tradition this time of year, The Man's Daddy has some new jokes for you to print out and slip into your family's crackers. You get his new joke book here for a mere £5: www.patreon.com/c/mrbiffo/shop
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Devastated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r840...
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Devastated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r840...
Jonny Vaughan: Biscuits? For breakfast? What next, marmalade for lunch?
Paddington: Fuck you
Paddington: Fuck you
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Jonny Vaughan: Biscuits? For breakfast? What next, marmalade for lunch?
Paddington: Fuck you
Paddington: Fuck you
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why is it called hot sauce if i'm not jacking off to it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
why is it called hot sauce if i'm not jacking off to it.
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Having family stay for the holidays is like watching players test the game you designed. They are using the space in such interesting ways. They are getting a mug to drink water from even though we have a cabinet full of glasses. I guess the visual language wasn’t clear enough there and that’s on me
December 22, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Having family stay for the holidays is like watching players test the game you designed. They are using the space in such interesting ways. They are getting a mug to drink water from even though we have a cabinet full of glasses. I guess the visual language wasn’t clear enough there and that’s on me
My Windows is Not Being Rewritten in Rust with AI T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions mostly caused by my public statements saying the complete opposite
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My Windows is Not Being Rewritten in Rust with AI T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions mostly caused by my public statements saying the complete opposite
They don’t even look like this any more but I don’t care I’m reposting it again 9 years on
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They don’t even look like this any more but I don’t care I’m reposting it again 9 years on
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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For some reason this year I've had two christmas cards through the door for the same person who lives two houses down but at least the second person knocked on and said she'd got the wrong house so managed to get both to their intended recipient. Bloody hell, though.
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For some reason this year I've had two christmas cards through the door for the same person who lives two houses down but at least the second person knocked on and said she'd got the wrong house so managed to get both to their intended recipient. Bloody hell, though.
Person watching the new show from Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad which had slow pacing and Better Call Saul which had even slower pacing sounding very suprised:
"This show is very slow-paced"
"This show is very slow-paced"
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Person watching the new show from Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad which had slow pacing and Better Call Saul which had even slower pacing sounding very suprised:
"This show is very slow-paced"
"This show is very slow-paced"
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Imagine feigning shock and outrage that England’s cricket team are a bunch of pissheads though.
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Imagine feigning shock and outrage that England’s cricket team are a bunch of pissheads though.
The desperation to shift this shit when you log in to anything owned by Facebook, but the only video you really need is the woman breaking that guy’s pervert specs
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The desperation to shift this shit when you log in to anything owned by Facebook, but the only video you really need is the woman breaking that guy’s pervert specs
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I see your mum has had a pub named after her
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I see your mum has had a pub named after her
Today I’m in Settle although I’ve timed it slightly wrong and I need to give it another twenty mins to get lighter
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Today I’m in Settle although I’ve timed it slightly wrong and I need to give it another twenty mins to get lighter
Yesterday among the various places I went on my walk I visited Braithwaite Wife Hole and Humphrey Bottom.
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Yesterday among the various places I went on my walk I visited Braithwaite Wife Hole and Humphrey Bottom.