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Jensen Jensen
Yes papa
Doing fraud
No papa
Telling lies
No papa
Open your books
Ha ha ha
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nobody:
Nvidia and their customers: We’re not doing fraud!!!!!
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think the main draw of the Pet Shop Boys Obscure shows for me is I’ll finally get to see them and not have to suffer Go West or West End fucking Girls for the 1000th time
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I can see the Steam Machine thing being like £999 and nobody giving a fuck about it any more as a consequence
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Told this many times but:

Barry Howard was one of the three top panto dames in the country for YEARS along with John Inman and Tudor Davies. All were paid well for doing dame duties for the best part of 25 years.

So to 2000. Barry has settled in Bournemouth and for the 2nd time he's in panto there
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.

Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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MONDAY
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Father forgive me
I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf
Then tore right through it
Whatever you taught me
I didn't believe it
Father you fought me
'Cause I didn't care
And I still don't understand
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I guess had to go through the motions of trying to argue it when it was futile. I’d say before this was even considered for some kind of FIA fudging their own rules you’d have to have all cars below limit and even then really that’s an everyone disqualified because none of the cars are F1 spec then
McLaren argued "mitigating circumstances existed in additional and unexpected porpoising ... limited opportunity to test due to the weather on Day 1, and shortened practice sessions"

Stewards believe it was unintentional, but no provision in regs except DSQ #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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CONFIRMED: Norris and Piastri are disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix for technical non-conformity #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Might get up for second breakfast soon
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
In a way it would be extremely funny and chaotic if they weren’t DQd because Ferrari would rightly go absolutely mad #F1
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Also I keep typing McLaren as McKaren #F1
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh my GOD McLaren looool #F1
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Anyway let’s just go back to that scene of Marshals running off the track in the run off zone directly in the firing line of cars coming towards the turn at full speed. Looking forward to hearing how the entire field was to blame for that and not race control #F1
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Still assuming Lando will bottle the WDC so I can’t be disappointed when it happens #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Still extremely funny that as soon as Red Bull did what they should have done nearly 18 months before and fired Horner suddenly Verstappen started winning everything again #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
lol all this bullshit needed to fill time while they ship the drivers round the whole of Las Vegas to do what happens in one place everywhere else in the world that doesn’t have the city equivalent of male pattern balding and erectile dysfunction #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
GET ON WITH IT YOU MURINE TWAT #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Do they still need to apologise to Ofcom for Lando saying “I fucked it up” if it’s 5.40am? #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all

atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science

guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Audio sync issue making me nauseous not that we can hear any of it because SHUT UP CROFT #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM