I wore silver shadows for years and years but they kept dicking around discontinuing them and bringing them back so eventually I gave up

went like the clappers?

I'm not sure they were wearing pants in the first place, even though they were loudly telling everyone how splendid they were

That's really shit but in my defence so is Wes Streeting

The good news is when we get Wes Streeting in he will *checks Wes Streeting's record* oh no... *looks for a glimmer of humanity or compassion* oh no no no

125% mortgage was a classic, especially the "we will still lend you 125% if you have bad credit" variant.

They're writing an origin story for the first female Bond cut them some slack *starts running*

You just don’t have the literary chops of Sarah Jessica Parker, Dua Lipa or Stormzy

And what about Zelda

I get those recommended, I don't need POV videos of having no in person human interaction it's my daily