Clam Yossarian
@clamyossarian.bsky.social
Rex. putting this together. 25. Perth, Australia.
Pinned
I’d completely forgotten what I was keeping in the passenger seat 🤣
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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I am so lucky TikTok wasn’t a thing twenty years ago, because there was a $20 all you can eat sushi place (Cowboy Sushi) three minutes walking distance away from my apartment at UCLA and if I had recorded my average meal there I’d have people calling for me to go to jail
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I am so lucky TikTok wasn’t a thing twenty years ago, because there was a $20 all you can eat sushi place (Cowboy Sushi) three minutes walking distance away from my apartment at UCLA and if I had recorded my average meal there I’d have people calling for me to go to jail
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They (obviously) were not designed, sculpted, or shot with this level of HD remastering in mind, so it’s always so special to me how GOOD the textures of Showa monsters look on 4K. The goop, the tactile details, the tangibility of their flesh. They just look so alive.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They (obviously) were not designed, sculpted, or shot with this level of HD remastering in mind, so it’s always so special to me how GOOD the textures of Showa monsters look on 4K. The goop, the tactile details, the tangibility of their flesh. They just look so alive.
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last year, @netscape.bsky.social asked me a question that would change my life: "what if indiana jones was looking for yakub?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
last year, @netscape.bsky.social asked me a question that would change my life: "what if indiana jones was looking for yakub?"
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TSA probably do anything for a band rn
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
TSA probably do anything for a band rn
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miscellaneous 500 caliber contract stills. I been so hard at work on this game and broke af so consider donating if u want ty ly
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
miscellaneous 500 caliber contract stills. I been so hard at work on this game and broke af so consider donating if u want ty ly
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VISIONS OF CASSANDRA (1975)
Acrylic on Canvas - 24” x 20”
The central images came to me when I was still in college. Five years later when I received the cover assignment, they resurfaced and I committed them to canvas. 1/
Acrylic on Canvas - 24” x 20”
The central images came to me when I was still in college. Five years later when I received the cover assignment, they resurfaced and I committed them to canvas. 1/
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
VISIONS OF CASSANDRA (1975)
Acrylic on Canvas - 24” x 20”
The central images came to me when I was still in college. Five years later when I received the cover assignment, they resurfaced and I committed them to canvas. 1/
Acrylic on Canvas - 24” x 20”
The central images came to me when I was still in college. Five years later when I received the cover assignment, they resurfaced and I committed them to canvas. 1/
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so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
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It’s such a shame because you can feel what it used to be and what it is now. It’s like mercury is in the ground water.
October 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s such a shame because you can feel what it used to be and what it is now. It’s like mercury is in the ground water.
I’ve been waking up every day with a racing heart, today my chest was sore. That’s good right?
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’ve been waking up every day with a racing heart, today my chest was sore. That’s good right?
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One Piece of Trivia
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One Piece of Trivia
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i'm sorry
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i'm sorry
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This. I very much think its retaliation too, because it was wholly unannounced and it was fine yesterday. The change hit late at night too after 9PM for everyone i know mentioning it online. Everyone thought it was a solo issue. Nope, theyre punishing people most likely. Keep calling. F Paypal.
I wouldn't be surprised if the changes on PayPal are in direct retaliation for the people who've been calling and asking them to change their policies are not safe for work content, as well as possibly to try and sell more debit cards.
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This. I very much think its retaliation too, because it was wholly unannounced and it was fine yesterday. The change hit late at night too after 9PM for everyone i know mentioning it online. Everyone thought it was a solo issue. Nope, theyre punishing people most likely. Keep calling. F Paypal.
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Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server.
So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.
Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.
Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server.
So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.
Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.
Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
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Illuminated is the most entertaining artist and writer I follow. I’m kicking my feet and giggling every time I read something new from them.
COMICS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE!
130 pgs, 19 stories, FREE to read on GLOBALCOMIX
#comics #globalcomix #comicsky
tinyurl.com/yw46jut6
Reposts are appreciated😌
A collection of some of my short stories, with almost 30 pages of brand new material! It's about comics and how great it is to read them!
130 pgs, 19 stories, FREE to read on GLOBALCOMIX
#comics #globalcomix #comicsky
tinyurl.com/yw46jut6
Reposts are appreciated😌
A collection of some of my short stories, with almost 30 pages of brand new material! It's about comics and how great it is to read them!
August 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Illuminated is the most entertaining artist and writer I follow. I’m kicking my feet and giggling every time I read something new from them.
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she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
August 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
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Any good recommendations for Nebula? I got a yearly subscription for like 20 bucks.
August 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Any good recommendations for Nebula? I got a yearly subscription for like 20 bucks.
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I regret calling them Elves.
July 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I regret calling them Elves.