No ICE agents
Cousin: ICE killed white people!
Me: two nice white people.
Cousin: ICE killed white people!
Me: two nice white people.
Me (after throwing the treats: run!
Me (after throwing the treats: run!
Me: I put lotion on everyday.
Mom: I do that too but my hands aren’t that soft!
Me:
Me: I put lotion on everyday.
Mom: I do that too but my hands aren’t that soft!
Me:
Me: my driving leg.
Mom: fuck.
Me: my driving leg.
Mom: fuck.