Clam Yossarian
@clamyossarian.bsky.social
Rex. putting this together. 25. Perth, Australia.
You’ve probably all heard it before but this seems like the most apt context for Hunter S. Thompson’s “high water mark” monologue
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You’ve probably all heard it before but this seems like the most apt context for Hunter S. Thompson’s “high water mark” monologue
I haven’t found any Steely Dan fans thus far but fuckin lmao
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I haven’t found any Steely Dan fans thus far but fuckin lmao
If you ever wondered “what if jerkcity was wizards” @eliphhas on twitter has it covered in my opinion
July 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you ever wondered “what if jerkcity was wizards” @eliphhas on twitter has it covered in my opinion
Me and the boys, I’m in New Zealand now and went for a cycle in the country
June 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me and the boys, I’m in New Zealand now and went for a cycle in the country
Ah fuck they pruned my Tom Hardy
May 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ah fuck they pruned my Tom Hardy
Famously, this is why Macready says “fuck, you too?” at the end of the film, because he is also a bisexual.
May 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Famously, this is why Macready says “fuck, you too?” at the end of the film, because he is also a bisexual.
See you in hell you stupid tuber
May 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
See you in hell you stupid tuber
An ostrich egg to lurk over is all I want in life really [Egyptian Vultures]
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
An ostrich egg to lurk over is all I want in life really [Egyptian Vultures]
An ostrich egg to lurk over is all I want in life really [Egyptian Vultures]
April 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
An ostrich egg to lurk over is all I want in life really [Egyptian Vultures]
doing some light reading
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
doing some light reading
I’d completely forgotten what I was keeping in the passenger seat 🤣
April 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’d completely forgotten what I was keeping in the passenger seat 🤣
Pity the other problems are still there 😭
April 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Pity the other problems are still there 😭
It was a ballache but I got it free with no damage.
April 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It was a ballache but I got it free with no damage.
Oh yeah, a tree fell on my poor neglected Volvo.
April 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oh yeah, a tree fell on my poor neglected Volvo.
Aw dang it, now I’ve got to get the money together to buy a decrepit yacht
April 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Aw dang it, now I’ve got to get the money together to buy a decrepit yacht
Fucking hell lmfao 😬
March 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fucking hell lmfao 😬
Nearly trod on a dead roo today, there’s a live one here
March 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Nearly trod on a dead roo today, there’s a live one here
I was inspired by @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was inspired by @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
Post your lock screen
Taken by Voyager 1, It’s Earth from six billion kilometres away.
Taken by Voyager 1, It’s Earth from six billion kilometres away.
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Post your lock screen
Taken by Voyager 1, It’s Earth from six billion kilometres away.
Taken by Voyager 1, It’s Earth from six billion kilometres away.
another yacht ran into us and it wasn’t my fault
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
another yacht ran into us and it wasn’t my fault
