Chris Bucholz
@chrisbucholz.bsky.social
Full stack developer, formerly Cracked, Stardock. Used to be funny, now just smart, good looking.
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[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
June 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
June 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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forgot I made this lol
April 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
forgot I made this lol
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Horus Heresy 3.0 will finally introduce a new “posting” phase where players will attempt to win the messaging war on the battlefield of ideas
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Horus Heresy 3.0 will finally introduce a new “posting” phase where players will attempt to win the messaging war on the battlefield of ideas
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
May 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
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The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
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If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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someone should make a movie about christmas
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
someone should make a movie about christmas
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
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Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
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i taped my first ever comedy special two nights ago. it's called 'the tiny man is going to kill me' and will be out next year and that's all i can say AT THIS TIME
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 PM
i taped my first ever comedy special two nights ago. it's called 'the tiny man is going to kill me' and will be out next year and that's all i can say AT THIS TIME
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
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You guys simply cannot understand the emotional labor that goes into posting: (insert name of recently divorced celebrity) do you like alternative rock
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
You guys simply cannot understand the emotional labor that goes into posting: (insert name of recently divorced celebrity) do you like alternative rock
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian