chilton 👁
@chiltonm.bsky.social
Former boy adventurer, now Unwinnable columnist. Also found at PC Gamer, Kill Screen, Bullet Points, Heterotopias. chiltonm.bearblog.dev
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chilton 👁
@chiltonm.bsky.social
· Sep 7
"This is what fixes the world. It’s never that pretty."
@chiltonm.bsky.social explains what makes Promise Mascot Agency the ultimate anti-cozy game:
@chiltonm.bsky.social explains what makes Promise Mascot Agency the ultimate anti-cozy game:
Money Makes Kaso-Machi Go Round - Unwinnable
The most important thing to take from this is that the question of the relationship between cozy games and capitalism is 1) interesting and 2) unresolved.
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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This was fun. 46 tris, 128x128 texture.
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This was fun. 46 tris, 128x128 texture.
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i think i'm just gonna do my first and only subtweet right now and it's for everyone posting about anything. shut da fuck up
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i think i'm just gonna do my first and only subtweet right now and it's for everyone posting about anything. shut da fuck up
I love getting happy birthday emails from the airlines that lost my luggage in the Caucasus. I think every day of my life about how much I hate you :)
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love getting happy birthday emails from the airlines that lost my luggage in the Caucasus. I think every day of my life about how much I hate you :)
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honestly i really don't like that there really is a cabal of elite wealthy pedophiles. i would very much prefer if that wasn't true.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
honestly i really don't like that there really is a cabal of elite wealthy pedophiles. i would very much prefer if that wasn't true.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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a thing that i think that may be uncharitable: hating small talk is simply being the "uncomfortable when we are not about me" bird. only when the conversation turns to you or your interests will you deem the talk unsmall
people bitch about small talk, but small talk — and being able to shoot the shit with a stranger — is a key fucking social skill, and while i understand it doesn’t come naturally to everyone, it *is* one that’s useful and worth working on
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
a thing that i think that may be uncharitable: hating small talk is simply being the "uncomfortable when we are not about me" bird. only when the conversation turns to you or your interests will you deem the talk unsmall
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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SLOP FOR THE SLOP GODS
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
SLOP FOR THE SLOP GODS
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Daily bunny no.3126 hasn't any birdseed
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Daily bunny no.3126 hasn't any birdseed
The demographics of a 10pm film fest showing oh no 😭
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The demographics of a 10pm film fest showing oh no 😭
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store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... b/w edition
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... b/w edition
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Little preview of the world you can explore in 'AUTOMATON HEART'
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Little preview of the world you can explore in 'AUTOMATON HEART'
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Ex-communication
November 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Ex-communication