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@celriince.bsky.social
"Opinions are like demo tapes ... I don't want to hear yours." - Stephen Colbert
"Thanks for your concern." - Ronnie Shakes
Who will rid me of this troublesome "President"?
"Thanks for your concern." - Ronnie Shakes
Who will rid me of this troublesome "President"?
"Did you get into Harvard? If you said 'No,' please get out of my sight and never blight the halls of this institution again. I AM GEORGE LEEF AND I HAVE SPOKEN!"
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
"Did you get into Harvard? If you said 'No,' please get out of my sight and never blight the halls of this institution again. I AM GEORGE LEEF AND I HAVE SPOKEN!"
The trouble is too many of Trump's acolytes would be all too willing to do the same things if he were gone.
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
The trouble is too many of Trump's acolytes would be all too willing to do the same things if he were gone.
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Everyone relax. The military assures us Plan B(attery Removed) is active. He can press the button all day long but nothing’s plugged in. ☢️🛋️
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Everyone relax. The military assures us Plan B(attery Removed) is active. He can press the button all day long but nothing’s plugged in. ☢️🛋️
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I think this administration has vastly overestimated the rest of the world's willingness to put up with imperial oil war bullshit right now. I don't think this ends well. No war.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I think this administration has vastly overestimated the rest of the world's willingness to put up with imperial oil war bullshit right now. I don't think this ends well. No war.
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I can't believe a winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize would do such a thing
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I can't believe a winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize would do such a thing
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Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.
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Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.
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so i guess we’re just doing this now?
Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
so i guess we’re just doing this now?
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
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Just re-upping this, given current developments:
Mark Kelly on the Trump/Hegseth boat strikes: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them."
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Just re-upping this, given current developments:
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It’s like “What if Iraq but stupider.”
BREAKING
U.S. officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump ordered military strikes inside Venezuela, including strikes on Venezuelan military facilities.
U.S. officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump ordered military strikes inside Venezuela, including strikes on Venezuelan military facilities.
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It’s like “What if Iraq but stupider.”
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Venezuela accuses US after explosions and low-flying aircraft reported in Caracas – live
Venezuela accuses US after explosions and low-flying aircraft reported in Caracas – live
Multiple loud explosions were reported in Caracas at about 2am on Saturday
Venezuela’s authoritarian government has accused the US of risking plunging Latin America into chaos with “an extremely serious” act of “imperial aggression” after Donald Trump reportedly ordered strikes against the South American country.
Explosions, loud noises and low-flying aircraft were heard in the Venezuelan capital of Caracas in the early hours of Saturday amid reports that Trump had ordered the attack. In a statement, Venezuela’s government confirmed that Caracas had come under attack, as well as three other states: Miranda, La Guaira and Aragua. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Venezuela accuses US after explosions and low-flying aircraft reported in Caracas – live
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Trump just illegally bombed Venezuela and sent in troops without congressional authorization. Innocent people are going to die because this demented bastard wants to waive his tiny dick around to force a regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Trump just illegally bombed Venezuela and sent in troops without congressional authorization. Innocent people are going to die because this demented bastard wants to waive his tiny dick around to force a regime change.
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BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
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Imagine There Are No Foreigners - It's Easy If You Try (new post) nomoremister.blogspot.com/2026/01/imag...
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Imagine There Are No Foreigners - It's Easy If You Try (new post) nomoremister.blogspot.com/2026/01/imag...
"On a very special episode of 'Fansville' ..."
Now to discuss a less controversial topic:
Dr. Pepper is the grossest soft drink ever invented.
Dr. Pepper is the grossest soft drink ever invented.
a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth
ALT: a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
"On a very special episode of 'Fansville' ..."
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It's the non-interventionist mindset, you wouldn't understand:
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/dona...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/dona...
Donald the Dove's War For Oil - Lawyers, Guns & Money
It’s the non-interventionist mindset, you wouldn’t understand: Residents in the Venezuelan capital of Caracas reported loud explosions and aircraft overflying the city, with multiple areas experiencin...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
It's the non-interventionist mindset, you wouldn't understand:
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/dona...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/dona...
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"If conservatives want someone to blame for the conditions that allowed for massive alleged fraud in Minnesota, they need only look in the mirror. They built this, and they spent years doing it." — @snipy.bsky.social
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
www.publicnotice.co
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"If conservatives want someone to blame for the conditions that allowed for massive alleged fraud in Minnesota, they need only look in the mirror. They built this, and they spent years doing it." — @snipy.bsky.social
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Shellac. Orange shellac. Straight from the can, no spit coat.
h/t as usual to Ed Feldman and Joe L'Erario.
h/t as usual to Ed Feldman and Joe L'Erario.
My man looks like his skin care routine involves lacquer
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Shellac. Orange shellac. Straight from the can, no spit coat.
h/t as usual to Ed Feldman and Joe L'Erario.
h/t as usual to Ed Feldman and Joe L'Erario.
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If you’re taking the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test that often it’s not proof of genius - it’s a monitoring plan.
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
If you’re taking the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test that often it’s not proof of genius - it’s a monitoring plan.