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@celriince.bsky.social
"Opinions are like demo tapes ... I don't want to hear yours." - Stephen Colbert
"Thanks for your concern." - Ronnie Shakes
The death toll is only going to go up.
"Thanks for your concern." - Ronnie Shakes
The death toll is only going to go up.
They're trying to pull every last dollar out of Buffalo before they move into the stadium no Bills fan can afford a ticket for.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They're trying to pull every last dollar out of Buffalo before they move into the stadium no Bills fan can afford a ticket for.
It's the season of giving thanks/gluttony. No options are off the table.
In fact, I can think of at least one (sweet potatoes/yams) that aren't on the list.
In fact, I can think of at least one (sweet potatoes/yams) that aren't on the list.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's the season of giving thanks/gluttony. No options are off the table.
In fact, I can think of at least one (sweet potatoes/yams) that aren't on the list.
In fact, I can think of at least one (sweet potatoes/yams) that aren't on the list.
Well played, gents.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well played, gents.
Thankfully, his mother dressed him appropriately for the part.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Thankfully, his mother dressed him appropriately for the part.
"One day, mankind will explore space. Donald Trump is already there."
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"One day, mankind will explore space. Donald Trump is already there."
"Look at him go! That motor is always running! A well-oiled machine just chugging along! Never a bit of wasted energy! It's go, go, go all the time!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"Look at him go! That motor is always running! A well-oiled machine just chugging along! Never a bit of wasted energy! It's go, go, go all the time!"
"WE CAN'T USE THAT MONEY TO FEED THOSE LITTLE INGRATE KIDS! WHAT WOULD I USE TO PAY FOR ALL THE GILDING IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND MY SPECTACULAR NEW BALLROOM THEN?"
- Trump, within hours
- Trump, within hours
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"WE CAN'T USE THAT MONEY TO FEED THOSE LITTLE INGRATE KIDS! WHAT WOULD I USE TO PAY FOR ALL THE GILDING IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND MY SPECTACULAR NEW BALLROOM THEN?"
- Trump, within hours
- Trump, within hours
I said to my brother that he looks like he's thinking to himself, "I hope this guy dies quick so I can make my tee time."
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I said to my brother that he looks like he's thinking to himself, "I hope this guy dies quick so I can make my tee time."
Challenge: DECLINED.
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Challenge: DECLINED.
IS THIS SOUTH AFRICA? SOUTH FLORIDA? SOUTH DEMENTIA? THE SOUTH POLE?
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
IS THIS SOUTH AFRICA? SOUTH FLORIDA? SOUTH DEMENTIA? THE SOUTH POLE?
(Apologies in advance for the crude humor.)
"Four out of five housewives agree ..."
"Four out of five housewives agree ..."
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
(Apologies in advance for the crude humor.)
"Four out of five housewives agree ..."
"Four out of five housewives agree ..."
I'd call him something else.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'd call him something else.
A very useful place for Miller, as it stops Van Helsing from getting to his crypt.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A very useful place for Miller, as it stops Van Helsing from getting to his crypt.
As Bezos's Editorial Board try to spin all fault toward Democrats, the facts are Republicans run the both Legislative branches and the Executive branch, cut SNAP benefits, refuse to use money that's in reserve to feed hungry kids, and shut down this Government.
WaPo is just a GOP PR firm now.
WaPo is just a GOP PR firm now.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
As Bezos's Editorial Board try to spin all fault toward Democrats, the facts are Republicans run the both Legislative branches and the Executive branch, cut SNAP benefits, refuse to use money that's in reserve to feed hungry kids, and shut down this Government.
WaPo is just a GOP PR firm now.
WaPo is just a GOP PR firm now.
Starving you of oxygen, you say, man whose brain died 55 years ago of oxygen deprivation?
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Starving you of oxygen, you say, man whose brain died 55 years ago of oxygen deprivation?
"This take", FWIW:
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"This take", FWIW:
Yeah, no shit.
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL obtained EVIDENCE from by the CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE charged with investigating criminal activity committed by PRESIDENT TRUMP while office.
THIS IS HOW AN INVESTIGATION WORKS.
Crooks like Trump and Republicans see conspiracy in everything. They're all corrupt.
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL obtained EVIDENCE from by the CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE charged with investigating criminal activity committed by PRESIDENT TRUMP while office.
THIS IS HOW AN INVESTIGATION WORKS.
Crooks like Trump and Republicans see conspiracy in everything. They're all corrupt.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Yeah, no shit.
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL obtained EVIDENCE from by the CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE charged with investigating criminal activity committed by PRESIDENT TRUMP while office.
THIS IS HOW AN INVESTIGATION WORKS.
Crooks like Trump and Republicans see conspiracy in everything. They're all corrupt.
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL obtained EVIDENCE from by the CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE charged with investigating criminal activity committed by PRESIDENT TRUMP while office.
THIS IS HOW AN INVESTIGATION WORKS.
Crooks like Trump and Republicans see conspiracy in everything. They're all corrupt.
"Tiger, elephant, giraffe ..."
@quinncy.bsky.social might have to rescind the "Giant Toddler" nickname she created for him because he clearly doesn't even have the cognitive abilities of a toddler.
@quinncy.bsky.social might have to rescind the "Giant Toddler" nickname she created for him because he clearly doesn't even have the cognitive abilities of a toddler.
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Tiger, elephant, giraffe ..."
@quinncy.bsky.social might have to rescind the "Giant Toddler" nickname she created for him because he clearly doesn't even have the cognitive abilities of a toddler.
@quinncy.bsky.social might have to rescind the "Giant Toddler" nickname she created for him because he clearly doesn't even have the cognitive abilities of a toddler.