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With the right diet, you can turn any toilet into a bidet.
May 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
With the right diet, you can turn any toilet into a bidet.
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Ideally, I would like to be in a position to ask "Can I get a hell yeah?" and people would have no choice other than to give me a hell yeah.
May 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ideally, I would like to be in a position to ask "Can I get a hell yeah?" and people would have no choice other than to give me a hell yeah.
my husband and I are both down with a stomach bug. he’s been peeing out of his butt for over 24 hours. he decided to try some chicken noodle soup to see if he could hold it in. I hobbled out of my death bed long enough to say “chicken POOdle” then went back to bed
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my husband and I are both down with a stomach bug. he’s been peeing out of his butt for over 24 hours. he decided to try some chicken noodle soup to see if he could hold it in. I hobbled out of my death bed long enough to say “chicken POOdle” then went back to bed
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The older you are, the earlier you feel you need to get to the airport.
April 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The older you are, the earlier you feel you need to get to the airport.
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No news organization should ever use the words "third term" without the word "unconstitutional" preceding it
March 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No news organization should ever use the words "third term" without the word "unconstitutional" preceding it
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Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
March 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
I got hit by a young 20 something at the gym and I’m just like babe I have pregnancy scares older than you
March 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I got hit by a young 20 something at the gym and I’m just like babe I have pregnancy scares older than you
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Call me 007
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March 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Call me 007
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One cool thing about having kids and a spouse is that they all love you but it doesn't mean they like you 😎
March 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One cool thing about having kids and a spouse is that they all love you but it doesn't mean they like you 😎
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 PM
*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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“We believe that describing it as a ‘Stairway’ to heaven is biblically inaccurate”
- Church of Ladder Day Saints
- Church of Ladder Day Saints
March 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“We believe that describing it as a ‘Stairway’ to heaven is biblically inaccurate”
- Church of Ladder Day Saints
- Church of Ladder Day Saints
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Trying to not use trigger words so instead of "walk the dog" I say "scooch the pooch."
March 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trying to not use trigger words so instead of "walk the dog" I say "scooch the pooch."
I’m sick and my family is being mean to me and it feels like that should be illegal
March 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m sick and my family is being mean to me and it feels like that should be illegal
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Put me down for working tomorrow. No I mean if I work tomorrow, put me down.
March 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Put me down for working tomorrow. No I mean if I work tomorrow, put me down.
Alexa, make me soup
March 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Alexa, make me soup
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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somebody who lets you be you >>>
March 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
somebody who lets you be you >>>
my youngest (5) is sick and laying in bed upstairs. I gave her the iPad and she keeps facetiming me when she wants something and honestly it’s adorable. I’m here for 2025 solutions to life
March 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
my youngest (5) is sick and laying in bed upstairs. I gave her the iPad and she keeps facetiming me when she wants something and honestly it’s adorable. I’m here for 2025 solutions to life
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Is there a new law or something that you can't be elected to public office UNLESS you sexually assaulted someone?
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Is there a new law or something that you can't be elected to public office UNLESS you sexually assaulted someone?
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interesting how resign and resign mean the exact opposite
March 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
interesting how resign and resign mean the exact opposite
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Like many of you, I'm finding it much easier to live in denial
March 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Like many of you, I'm finding it much easier to live in denial
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I have some sad news to share, an economic blackout has nothing to do with alcohol.
February 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have some sad news to share, an economic blackout has nothing to do with alcohol.
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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
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they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight
February 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight
my husband just bought me my first van. I made a car kit of things like sunblock, hair toes, chap stick, band aids, scissors, sharpie etc. I was going to call it my VANity bag. but I’ve decided instead to call it my Jesus bag because through it, all things are possible
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my husband just bought me my first van. I made a car kit of things like sunblock, hair toes, chap stick, band aids, scissors, sharpie etc. I was going to call it my VANity bag. but I’ve decided instead to call it my Jesus bag because through it, all things are possible