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Oh hey that’s the same reaction the cashier had looking at my drivers license before he furrowed his brows in horror and I’ve never snatched something back so fast in my life 😅
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Oh hey that’s the same reaction the cashier had looking at my drivers license before he furrowed his brows in horror and I’ve never snatched something back so fast in my life 😅
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fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted in the Dutch Army as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
Dutch Queen Joins the Military
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
I can’t stop buying heated rivalry merch and stuff for embroidery, my finances will never recover 😂
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I can’t stop buying heated rivalry merch and stuff for embroidery, my finances will never recover 😂
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I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
Normal for being online, so in a much more real sense *no* 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Normal for being online, so in a much more real sense *no* 🥰
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Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
This is so funny I’m cackling in my car, what a beautiful way to get through something horrific together with your friends when no condolences could ever be enough
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is so funny I’m cackling in my car, what a beautiful way to get through something horrific together with your friends when no condolences could ever be enough
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
…. I have so many questions and none of them are sensitive to how shitty this must actually be so I’m just gonna keep that to myself. Go go gadget throat stretcher though technology is wild
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
…. I have so many questions and none of them are sensitive to how shitty this must actually be so I’m just gonna keep that to myself. Go go gadget throat stretcher though technology is wild
Oh god that’s so scary I’m sorry I hope things will get taken care of so she can heal and yall can spend the time you should’ve had now at that point ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh god that’s so scary I’m sorry I hope things will get taken care of so she can heal and yall can spend the time you should’ve had now at that point ❤️
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Trump's brain going to pudding within a calendar year of being sworn in is, sadly, what everyone deserves because it's the darkest, stupidest, funniest way it can all go down
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump's brain going to pudding within a calendar year of being sworn in is, sadly, what everyone deserves because it's the darkest, stupidest, funniest way it can all go down
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Did you like the album Big Boi did with Phantogram? It was really cool to see them tour for it together it was surprise after surprise since I didn’t know about the album I had just been at summerfest to see Phantogram and out comes iconic Big Boi along with Chali 2na I wanted to pass out from joy 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Did you like the album Big Boi did with Phantogram? It was really cool to see them tour for it together it was surprise after surprise since I didn’t know about the album I had just been at summerfest to see Phantogram and out comes iconic Big Boi along with Chali 2na I wanted to pass out from joy 😂
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Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
Ok new goals
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ok new goals
Hey
Never. That bitch knows what he did.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.